Shreya Shenoy

she/her | dev | always undercooks potatoes

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

This is so cute

https://t.co/a0UKjAMDwq

[Chris Swiftie™ ☁️ @HuffleBoy]

I’ve been thinking about this for an hour and I’ve decided charging for a theatre ticket, then to rent and then probably to watch on a streaming service is overkill

[sai @Saisailu97]

a satirical website is doing a better job at reporting than actual news outlets and that tells you all you need to know about the current state of the world

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

My feet get cold all the time and I turned to every supplement in the world before I realized the answer was socks.

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

Or the Indian version, which is wondering how different the country and culture would’ve been without colonialism in our history.

[sai @Saisailu97]

the immigrant child version of the Roman Empire is wondering how different life would’ve been for our parents if they had the same privileges as us

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

How can I explain to people that I say y’all coz I’m South Indian and not coz I live in Texas?

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

Is anyone else watching Foundation on Apple TV? It’s making me reconsider finishing the book series.

[bobby @bobby]

you should be purchasing one unusual sauce or dip every time you visit the grocery store. if you want to have a nice life.

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

Was Djikstra cool?

[“paula” @paularambles]

every time i hear a quote by dijkstra i just know he would have been an incredible poaster, e.g. “object-oriented programming is an exceptionally bad idea which could only have originated in california”

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

Anyway, I don't like the app anymore.

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

You cannot imagine how annoyed I got when I found out that @RobinhoodApp Crypto doesn't give you a wallet. You're just giving them money to invest in their own wallet, while you watch what happens.

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

And they do this with EVERYTHING, that's their business model.

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

Web3 recently sparked my interest, so I wrote an article outlining blockchain basics and consensus mechanisms. Check it out here:

https://t.co/8KBmDLnVWP

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

The Good Place!

[Scott Bryan @scottygb]

What TV show do you wish you could watch again for the first time?

[Sakshi Venkatraman @sakshi_saroja]

Brown kids have always found safety in comedy. I broke down what that’s looked like for the last 10 years - from Lily Singh and Jus Reign’s Indian parent skits in the 2010s to Hasan Minhaj’s rocketing popularity to a new crop of Gen Zs taking center stage.
https://t.co/3IPLDvG6zk

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

Sima aunty would’ve ✨thrived✨ in old Westeros tbh

[did taylor swift release an album today? @didswiftrelease]

taylor swift did not release an album today

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

Progress means removing major roadblocks instead of using the roadblock to justify why women should turn back and stop.

[Shreya Shenoy @scatterbrain248]

Easy to say: “Mothers come back obsolete after maternity leave”
Harder to say: “How we can improve post-parental leave onboarding and integration?”