Ash Hotdog

the asexual cum connoisseur

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

Sissyhypnotizingway

[Dzeeff @dzeeff]

"5 isn't a lot" imagine 5 pieces of exodia

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

done

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

my reaper in umad kept saying wow you're doing so much damage it's crazy to me today, thank you king

[JudeuYGO @JudeuYgo]

Blaming yourself for a loss is the most narcissistic thing you can do

"I should've interacted in the right spot"
"I should've played around the hand trap"
"I could've executed my combo better"

You're NOT the main character

Grow up, be mature, and start blaming RNG

[meli 🌊 | currently annoying about ffxiv @Iodesterre]

my dead wife: got some straight gas this strains called the heart of sabik youll be zonked out of your gourd 💯

me: yea whatever i dont feel shit

5 minutes later: dude i swear ive seen the warrior of light before

my dead son erichthonios pacing: the emissary is lying to us

[Abim Junior @underecx]

he looks so confident😭🎀

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

a big welcome to Jace Beleren to the superwholock sphere

[olivia @destroy__evil]

Delver of Secrets so washed he flipping nothing but burgers now

[Rocky @viperwave]

When I was young I used to think hentai was actually drawn by the original artist and I was confused why they let them do that. In the same way you wonder how Matt Greoning makes every episode of The Simpsons.

[Small Soldiers (1998) @AnimeSerbia]

Watching the new King Of The Hill season

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

@vanilladragn time to take a big sip of water and queue up some vintage gameplay

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

@maidotsuki maybe they work at the nipples factory

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

@maidotsuki egg shell

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

I love her

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

just got home from babysitting this idiot who has a nervous breakdown if she's at home alone for more than an hour for 2 weeks

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

@maidotsuki I'm on 2 days and I'm applying for so many job

[Ash Hotdog @scavengingooze]

@aliveinthewired Phwoar

[MBT @MBTYuGiOh]

Synchro summon? B-but we can’t do that! We’re b-both tuners! It's not… *mmph*… it's... *mmmph*...