sarah

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[sarah @scaye9]

@nondairyhamster @sweetenscovesp1 😎

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@nondairyhamster @drewpearce9 lmao "blank"

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happy saturday🤪

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why is the raven @nondairyhamster ?!??

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

Listen to this raven singing to a flute
https://t.co/o2LajgiFIS

[sarah @scaye9]

today's mood

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Me: "Mario is a plumber!"
Jill: "He's a go-kart driver!"

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@nondairyhamster Eh

[sandra 🤠 @sandra32gonza]

The dmv be like you forgot to bring the Declaration of Independence

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@JillianHolly honestly 20 minutes might even be a stretch for me

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just bought a drink at CVS and the receipt was taller than me

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stop drunk texting people ❌

start sending drunk LinkedIn voice memos✅

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I have two speeches secured right now

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I love asking people if I can give speeches at their wedding

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sometimes I just want to wear a black turtleneck & jeans but I can't because.....

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@nondairyhamster 1. You woke up hours before this text
2. *damp

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how did we forget that Rascal Flatts are randomly in the Hannah Montana movie?!??

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the Dora theme song is currently stuck in my head

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spaghetti squash is very underrated