scaz

i take pop culture very seriously. Paddington 2 and Caleb Williams fan account.

[scaz @scazzhands]

Fitness influencers are like “I had both cheese AND carbs today oops I’m so bad but indulgence is good every once and a while ha ha anyway today is my rest day so I’m only running ten miles”

[scaz @scazzhands]

@theashleyray I’m crying

[RedditCFB @RedditCFB]

Imagine seeing this scene and being like yeah let’s move to Indiana lmao.

[scaz @scazzhands]

Reminder that I rarely travel to the suburbs, - which at least have a regular metra route- MUCH less Indiana…and if you think those times are gonna hold on game day…Also have you crossed the highway into Indiana ?? Do you know what that area looks like??!

[jamfan40 @jamfan40]

Reminder that Hammond, Indiana is much closer to Chicago than Arlington Heights. 16 miles by car vs 36 by car to Arlington Racetrack

[scaz @scazzhands]

The Comments…said herself
“Even though I was winning, it was very dirty tennis. I don’t know how people could actually sit there and watch. And then at some point she stepped in and played unbelievable."
She’s not blaming her loss on the wind! reading comprehension is lost!!!

[The Tennis Letter @TheTennisLetter]

Aryna Sabalenka says she doesn't know why Roland Garros kept the roof open with how windy it was, but she can't complain:

"How big a factor were the conditions? It was a windy afternoon."

Aryna: "That’s another question – I don’t know why they would keep the roof open when it was crazy windy. But how can I complain if for almost the whole match everything was working okay for me, and then it just slipped away? I feel like it was getting crazy maybe just because mentally I wasn’t really okay. I remember even from last year they kept the roof open for us, and then the next day, in similar conditions, they closed it for the men – to make better conditions and better quality of tennis, I believe. I don’t know why they would keep it open. Even though I was winning, it was very dirty tennis. I don’t know how people could actually sit there and watch. And then at some point she stepped in and played unbelievable."

(via @Tennis_Majors)

Source:
https://t.co/prE97aJJSr

[John Wakefield @JohnWakefieId]

Art should comfort the disturbed and disturb the comfortable.

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

COMEBACK CASPER 💥

Our 2-time finalist is back in the second week!

#RolandGarros

[🏎️ @parisianarchive]

does casper ruud know he’s supposed to be the other half of the berrettini-ruud sexy slam final

[scaz @scazzhands]

JOAAAAA that was nuts !!

[Roland-Garros @rolandgarros]

GAME, SET AND MATCH: FONSECA 🇧🇷

#RolandGarros

[scaz @scazzhands]

@JabZudah I just don’t have the sauce :/ or the mma fanbase behind me

[scaz @scazzhands]

Accidentally went viral on threads and thought 5k was a lot of engagement… dw my brother set me straight

[scaz @scazzhands]

I mean…. You can absolutely be a liberal and have good politics and also still be a douchebag and a dick to girls you’re “dating”.…they are not mutually exclusive lol

[💍Prostitution Whore💍 @Pr0sttti0nWh0re]

To Lindsay’s point, West sharing all of his liberal content on socials now seems performative to appease Bravo fans while acting like an utter shitbag off camera

[scaz @scazzhands]

This was litcherally me only 10 minutes in after trying to play tennis in Palm Beach Fl so….. I get it

[til polarity's end 🎾⚡Slamdreeva era⚡⚫⚪ @lildarkcage]

The absolute state of Roland Garros 2026

[scaz @scazzhands]

Tweeted this then immediately reignited my white Sox fandom LMAO

[scaz @scazzhands]

It’s stuff like this that makes it hard to respect baseball

[Martin @PojdBase]

Sinner's biggest opponents in tennis being Carlos Alcaraz and the global warming

[ESPN Insights @ESPNInsights]

Most HR by a rookie before June in MLB history 👀

Pete Alonso: 19 (2019)
Mark McGwire: 19 (1987)
Munetaka Murakami: 18 (2026)

[The Green Kasey 🎃 @RawbertBeef]

This might be an insensitive thing to say but why didn’t LEGO Bruce Wayne just rebuild his parents?

[Hollywood Horror Museum @horrormuseum]

There's nothing funnier than John Waters getting bitchy!

[Meech @MediumSizeMeech]

Originally scrolled past this and then said wait—scrolled back up, and it was genius. Such a layered meme, exquisite

[scaz @scazzhands]

getting a code on my computer so then i can use face id to open 2FA on my phone to then type it in the little secret code to open access to my own PPT… what if i just kms

[scaz @scazzhands]

STOP DROPPING MULTIPLE ALBUMS AT THE SAME TIME I AM LOSING PATIENCE