SarahCW 🏴‍☠️

traitor to my generation

[Jonah Goldberg @JonahDispatch]

Those of you who incorrectly use less for fewer are lending aid and comfort to the powerful and wealthy who can afford their grammatical mistakes. Who will speak up for the powerfewer?

[NYPD NEWS @NYPDnews]

Edward J. Louis served with the NYPD for more than three decades, rising from Police Officer to Deputy Inspector & commander of @NYPD73Pct. Read more on the life of the late Deputy Inspector Louis, in a moving tribute written by his son, @errollouis.

https://t.co/Gc3TZiE9PF

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

“Little Chocolate Donuts. The Donuts of Champions.”

[Dave Jorgenson @davejorgenson]

Forever grateful for Phil Collins stan TikTok

[Flula Borg @flula]

when the man steals the pillow why do he not take it with him to his dughole after? is he only borrowing it? help

[Myles Tanzer @mylestanzer]

This is the most Staten Island thing I’ve ever seen and I love every second of it.

[Elizabeth Hackett @LizHackett]

My dog stood in front of me and barked and barked so I said, "For the fiftieth time today, we don't have a well."

[WhatIsFlorida @whatisflorida]

Squad squad squad #WhatIsFlorida

[Conor Friedersdorf @conor64]

"Tell me your car is designed in California without telling me your car is designed in California."

[SarahCW 🏴‍☠️ @scbergs]

Bluto vs. whatever is in the tree

[David Frum @davidfrum]

In the words of George W. Bush, “well that was some weird shit”

[SarahCW 🏴‍☠️ @scbergs]

He’s so weird