Scott

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[Assal Rad @AssalRad]

Summary of Gaza ceasefire talks

Hamas: We want a ceasefire that actually ends the war

🇮🇱: We want to continue the war but call it a ceasefire

🇺🇸: We want to look like we’re working for a ceasefire while letting Israel do whatever it wants

🌏: We just want the slaughter to end

[Scott @scbmanner]

@nrmainsurance Thanks for the call, glad we figured this out.

[Scott @scbmanner]

@nrmainsurance Found it difficult to add a policy to my plan today because your system simply didn't know about my suburb despite being a customer for over 17 years. #isbayswateranewsuburb Um, no. Then you guys hung up on me.

[Scott @scbmanner]

@nrmainsurance Again, not my issue but your own staff. I’m still waiting on a call back after being hung up on.

[Scott @scbmanner]

@nrmainsurance No, I was going to be transferred to a manager and then the call was ended. I expected someone to call me back but I guess that’s the standard there.

[Scott @scbmanner]

@nrmainsurance Your team was doing the typing. I was on a call for 45 min trying to add a policy. Don’t worry I won’t be a customer much longer. RAC knows where 6053 is.

[Scott @scbmanner]

@nrmainsurance How can I when you don’t even recognise my suburb? 6053 Ridiculous!

[Scott @scbmanner]

@barsukrecords @dcfc Tiny Vessels

[NBA @NBA]

"Congratulations...we're not celebrating though."

Coach Malone shouts out several Nuggets in the locker room after Denver's Game 4 win to go up 3-1!
(via @nuggets)

Game 5: Monday, 8:30 PM ET on ABC

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Congrats to Donald Trump on finally winning a majority of votes!

[Scott @scbmanner]

The WA DOT page for booking assessments is hilarious! It let's you scroll through different metro and regional locations and then says 'No'. You can even complain to their 'fax' number which doesn't work. @transportWAgov

[Scott @scbmanner]

@naima How Fun!!! #MusicSermonMadness The hardest choices were
Babyface vs Maxwell and Usher v Luther.

[Scott @scbmanner]

#morleyreccentre made major renovations only to have more scoreboards that don’t work for weeks. Pretty sad watching a game without points.

[Michael Moore @MMFlint]

Hey everyone! I made this for you. Print it. Post it. Share it…

[Scott @scbmanner]

Air travel is a pretty shit experience even without the snotty coughing a-holes all around.

[Scott @scbmanner]

Thanks Pivot for being my top podcast on @Spotify this year. I loved all 4,668 minutes of it. #SpotifyWrapped https://t.co/07EJS355FV

[Danny Deraney @DannyDeraney]

Between Two Ferns Bloopers to brighten your day!
😂😂

[Scott @scbmanner]

@michaeljackson which song? this is so poorly done.