Sara Branton-Thomas

Mommy of 2 sweet little boys. Wife to the most incredible man. Self proclaimed chef. Libra♎ And my husband says I'm a unicorn.

[Sara Branton-Thomas @scbranton]

My oldest is the one crying with a pacifier in his mouth... What is wrong with this picture lol

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I'm such an adult

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I got a new toothbrush today and I've been soo excited to get ready for bed so I can use it

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Truuuuu https://t.co/nU3a50oKyJ

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Being a mother is all about dealing with poop situations. That's all you need to know about motherhood.

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But don't worry, he's just a baby child so I'm able to retsrain him without getting too much of the brown thumb on me.

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He then proceeds to get my attention by waving and chasing me with the brown thumb.

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Okay story time. Jax like to put his thumb down his butt crack when he poops. Thumb emerges completely brown.

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Can you guess why💩

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Jax's new nickname is brown thumb

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Jax ate all my damn pumpkin seeds

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I just want a big ass piece of chocolate cake

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Literal and figurative shit💩

[Sara Branton-Thomas @scbranton]

I would just write about my day. It's a shit show every single day.

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If I started a blog would anyone read it?

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I miss twitter so much

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