Samuel

I love my girlfriend

[Uri Kurlianchik @VerminusM]

Every Israeli who died in Gaza or Lebanon died because Israel refused to commit genocide. Had the Israeli air force "carpet bombed", had the IDF indiscriminately shot everyone, had Israel truly besieged Gaza, not a single Israeli would have been killed after October 7.

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

BENJAMIN NETANYAHU IF YOU CAN HEAR ME PLEASE NUKE TURKEY

[Serf @TheRoyalSerf]

Palestinians are just a clump of cells

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@EthicalEpstein Possibly the worst take of the year (we aren't even halfway through)

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@akoz33 Agreed

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@RetroCoast You are literally a goy

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@yaakovkatz There we go finally a good take💪👍

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@yaakovkatz We aren't leaving dumbass that's the point
People like you are the problem, we secure a visual victory and your first question is how do we surrender it

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@AzrieljK @im_mayalee 🤓

[AK47 @AzrieljK]

@Israel Celebrating pride month on the lowest place on earth seems fitting

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

NUKE IRAN

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@EdKrassen So basically you are gay

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

So true

[Pribaris 🇲🇻🇺🇦 @Pribaris]

People really underestimate just how much being a completely unrebellious, obedient teen can damage your future adulthood

[The LIGHT☄️ @Adasu_d_gr8]

Your first kiss should be in the public with your parents, siblings and friends watching.

Your first kiss should be when the priest or pastor says, "you may now kiss your bride".

When the Pastor says, "you may now kiss your bride" during your wedding, he is assuming you have never kissed before and you're doing it the first time.

Of course, that should be your first time.

Stop kissing someone you're not married to.

Stop sleeping with someone you're not married to.

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

People who open windows on busses should kill themselves

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@elonmusk can you like stop giving retarded third world countries internet access

[Nicholas J. Fuentes @NickJFuentes]

USA 🇺🇸

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

@roachunderscore Why thank you

[Samuel @SCCBattlePants]

If you run before you goon, by the end of the run you won't feel the need to goon.