I don’t understand this thinking.
Toe was on the line, we should still call it a 3?
Stopped an inch short of the goal line, we should still call it a TD?
Puck went bar down, but it bounced out, we should still call it a goal?
Ball just missed the foul pole, still a home run?
Norway's Erling Haaland is the first player to score twice on their World Cup debut since...
Elijah Just for New Zealand on Monday, who was the first player to achieve the feat since...
Yasin Ayari for Sweden on Sunday, who was the the first to do so since...
Folarin Balogun for the U.S. on Friday.
“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.
Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.
And then we’ll beat your ass with them.
There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either
“US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus”
or
“59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”