Steve Celano

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[Greg Vorse @GregVorse]

I don’t understand this thinking.

Toe was on the line, we should still call it a 3?

Stopped an inch short of the goal line, we should still call it a TD?

Puck went bar down, but it bounced out, we should still call it a goal?

Ball just missed the foul pole, still a home run?

[B/R Gridiron @brgridiron]

Messi has more wins at Arrowhead stadium than Derek Carr 🤯

[The Athletic | Football @TheAthleticFC]

Norway's Erling Haaland is the first player to score twice on their World Cup debut since...

Elijah Just for New Zealand on Monday, who was the first player to achieve the feat since...

Yasin Ayari for Sweden on Sunday, who was the the first to do so since...

Folarin Balogun for the U.S. on Friday.

[Nic @ClawForThatInch]

https://t.co/VamKUyajUO

[Underdog @Underdog]

Jameis Winston joins the Japan fans in cleaning up the stadium

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

“Oh Balogun is just playing for the U.S. because he couldn’t make the England squad”…Folks, that is the entire promise of our nation.

Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free.

And then we’ll beat your ass with them.

[Steve Celano @scelano23]

#spursy

[Sergio 🇫🇷 @Seergiot3ck]

Todo el mundo viendo el partido inaugural del Mundial:

[Gayest Tone @gayest_tone]

There’s basically two stories about the World Cup right now, it’s either

“US Customs hooks Tajik team up to the BallGrabber 7000 as they exit bus”

or

“59 year old man in Bentonville excitedly invites entire Congolese team to have breakfast with him at Waffle House”

[now.arsenal @now_arsenaI]

My favourite ever video. Nothing will ever beat it.

[Arsenal @Arsenal]

🎶 "WE'VE GOT SUPER MIK' ARTETA" 🎶

[Trev @Tokyo_Trev]

People are congratulating me like I was part of the squad, and I am saying thank you like I played minutes 😭

[Alex 🇿🇦 @alexfrco]

When your child is born vs when Arsenal win their first league title in 22 years

[Steve Celano @scelano23]

@Slomannn That’s amazing

[Steve Celano @scelano23]

@Orioles “It’s too hot!”

[Celtic Football Club @CelticFC]

🚀 One for the ages...

#CELRAN | #CelticFC🍀