samantha

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

We are SEVERELY underreacting to what’s happening in our government.

[redheaded stranger @eyeswideslvt]

I don’t mean to sound melodramatic but do y’all ever think about how humanity used to navigate the world by the stars and now people can’t make a grocery list without help from AI.

[miia @miiagarro]

"do you talk to your dad like that too"

baby who do you think my first victim was

[✯ @MAS0KISS3S]

bitches who suck uncircumcised dick belong on fear factor

[xo, jas¹⁰⁰⁹ ˙⋆.˚ ♡ @jasxcals]

can we normalize cancelling plans because you feel fat as fuck

[(˃̣̣̥ᯅ˂̣̣̥) @stimabuse]

starting anorexia tomorrow im so excited

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

there's nothing that i dislike more than a failed nap attempt.

[‏ً @omgsidewalks]

Police DO NOT prevent crime; they respond to it. Crime is prevented by higher wages, guaranteed health care, food security, high-quality child care, housing, good schools, and addiction treatment.

[Carljob 🇵🇸 🇮🇪 @bornposting]

genuinely perhaps the most failed rebranding in history, everyone still calls it twitter unless you're a mega chud

[Kay 💕 @kthe185]

Women who eat men's ass need to be in a maximum security prison

[grace @gracefishlove]

if you're shy as an adult they kill you

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

The Republican president had to pay a woman 5 million because he sexually assaulted her. This is where the GOP is today.

[Patrick Robles @robles4theppl]

When Charlie Kirk was killed, people said he was a father taken who didn’t deserve to be murdered for doing what they love etc.

This week, two unarmed, undocumented fathers were killed by ICE

Where’s that same outrage? Does our humanity end at immigration status?

[mad tsai @MadTsai]

parasites in our vegetables, data centers poisoning the water, flock cameras being built on every block, ICE agents killing people left and right… fuck donald trump and anyone who voted for him

[Marlene Robertson🇨🇦 @marlene4719]

In a normal world, a sitting US president who paid the woman he raped $5.6M would be historic news.

[Charly Wargnier @DataChaz]

life before this tweet:

[$ @jxtsummer]

does anyone know what to do. like in general

[I Smoked Lindsey Graham @BlackKnight10k]

I remember when getting a consensual blowjob was enough to warrant an impeachment. Now Presidents can pay out $5M+ to the victims they raped and no one fucking bats an eye

[ᵍⁱˢˢᵉˡ •🍷• @goldivvy]

a ésta hermana la han arrestado más veces por defender la humanidad que a los pederastas que siguen en cargos políticos aprobando que bombardeén civiles, realmente vivimos en el infierno

[Valerie ♡’s Cesare @_delightfulcat_]

Anyone else notice the complete lack of parenting etiquette in the last decade or so? No one takes their crying babies out of theaters anymore. No one tells their screaming misbehaved kids to stfu in restaurants or otherwise public spaces that require manners. Wtf happened