we constantly joke about how my brother (the middle child) is my mum’s favorite child
and today my mum told me that apparently i am my dads favorite
okay
why’d you behave like that then
why’d you treat me like that then
this turned into an appreciation post about my grandpa somehow but whatever
this is the last pic i have of us together and i genuinely cherish it so much (i was holding him up bc his legs got tired but he still wanted to be in the picture)
digga ich geh wahrscheinlich jedem inzwischen auf den sack damit
especially wenn man mich schon mal reden gehört hat
aber
ea ist insane wie fucking happy mich rezo macht
i will never not find it funny when i have to show my ID when buying cigs/vape pods
i do hold on to the fact that i will forever look youthful and young
however i also turn 25 next year and the amount of metal in my face should really give away that i’m not a minor
was mich am meisten abfuckt ist dass der bro tatsächlich eigentlich ein guter mensch ist und er eigentlich einer der wenigen wichser ist dens actually juckt wies mir geht
gleichzeitig ist der typ halt auch der schlechteste umgang und einfluss den ich haben könnte
my toxic trait ist dass ich der festen überzeugung bin dass ich für 7vswild gemacht bin und richtig rasieren würde
ja
hab dieses jahr aufm rip fast geheult weil ich ohrenzwicker im zelt hatte und bekomme einen nerven zusammenbruch wenn ich mehr als 2 stunden kein nikotin krieg
changed the jewelry in my vertical labret for the first time since getting it 1 1/2 years ago and seeing my face without it for the first time made me realize that i will never ever take it out
why does my face look like that without it
@schnakste uwe ist ja auch selber schuld dass ihm fast brennendes plastik auf den kopf gefallen ist wenn er stefan mehr in den schutz genommen hätte wäre das gar nicht passiert
what’s making me sad tho is that the mum is a calico and i would DIE for a calico but i really want a boy cat next which means no calico and i don’t think genetics are fair with that
give me a male calico wtf
no i won’t shut up about the kitten until he’s here and probably not even then but
the fact that i will most definitely be able to pick between a tabby, ginger and black kitten instead of just finding one and running with it is stressing me out so much
seriously i love my cat to death and would commit multiple heinous crimes for her
however that bitch was not an easy first cat
this is not a cat you can train this is a cat you have to trick into thinking that she’s doing stuff bc she wants to not bc u want her to
oh god getting a new kitten means i have a whole new asshole to teach that breakfast isn’t at the earliest fucking crack off dawn
let’s hope he will be more chill than ruby bc ruby was a fucking nightmare