felicity 🦷

vegan! 🦋

[izzy @redshirt990]

10-15 years from now there will be millions of Americans saying they don't know anyone who voted for him

[Kar @karlogan_]

Dawg on IG they asked straight men what’s the gayest thing they’ve done and a dude said he raised his hand in the club when the DJ asked who got a birthday tonight lmaooooo

[🪽 @jun1pero]

not showing her kids as part of her daily life is a deliberate choice. unfortunately, others won't have the same choice when a rando just appears out of nowhere with that surveillance contraption

[ɴ.♡ @luvblessingz]

Recession indicator: fuck a dollar, nothing costs FIVE dollars anymore. Coffee is $6. A sandwich is $12. Round trip on the subway is $6. The dollar menu is gone. Hyperinflation is already here.

[𐚁 @Kaylavosss]

Impossible

[cait | spntor 𐚁. ݁₊ @destielism]

do you even know that misha collins straddled jensen ackles on stage causing him to get a boner in front of hundreds of people

[Grip Skylark 💕✨ @talleyberrybaby]

There are like 10 reasons I never would really care to live traditionally with a man again but this is like number 2. WYM ITS GOTTA BE A PROTEIN AND SIDES 3X A DAY IN THIS MOTHERFUCKER ARE YOU CRAZY GO EAT BUTTER NOODLES OR SOME PICKLES LIKE A REAL BITCH?????

[Mags @rlycrossedup]

The funniest thing about anthropology is the more you learn about it, the more you realise how often full papers and books and theories came from indigenous people fucking with the researchers without them realising

[★ neo @neogalaxite]

stranger things just kind of deleting itself from the cultural zeitgeist

[門 @dyodayas]

they’re gonna have a kid just like tom who 25 years from now will make a tiktok akin to the one sofia coppola’s daughter made accidentally getting the wedding photo in the background and we’ll all be 50 and GAGGED bc it’ll be just as BEAUTIFUL as we imagined

[Dylan Park-Pettiford @dyllyp]

11 stars for the Confederate states instead of 13 stars for the original colonies is a detail most Americans won’t notice because of our public school system.

[ˆ𐃷ˆ @flirtaeyeon]

dont stop talking about epstein files!

[Taurus Groove @jiggyjayy2]

What ppl (men) don't understand about casual dating, FWB, situationships ect is you still "owe" the ppl you are casually dating some level of honesty, considetation and accountability. As you own ANY person you are entering a social human contract with those things.

[g • #1 HATER OF MURRAY BOWMAN @bylerp1lled]

it pisses me off so much that she never learned how to ride a bike herself. like maybe im too woke but to me it’s just another aspect of how she never had any autonomy in her life. LET HER HAVE HER OWN DAMN BIKE.

[Vix 🎸 @skinnyforlunch]

all i’m gonna say is drivers license impacted THREE careers

[Raghav @rxgv9]

Tried friends to lovers slow burn gimmick and she posted her man on close friends

[☆ ★ @imfynerthanfyne]

a gay boy just called me saying stop fcking his man 😭😭😭😭💔💔💔💔💔 ROSTER CLOSED AND UNDER INVESTIGATION

[Vonté is Blackity Black BLACK 🇸🇩🇵🇸🇨🇩 @NepSwirlRedux]

“Allegations ruin men’s lives”