jenna

baby you got a stew goin'

[helena riley @freshhel]

I wish i never saw bojack horse man cause now when i experience symptoms of chronic depression i feel like a dumb ass HORSE !! Or even worse.. a female writer

[Anne Chovy @AnneChovy2]

oat milk is a disgusting industrial sludge and if you die with even remote traces of it in your body you cant go to heaven

[The sunny side of Franz Kafka @AmschelKavka]

Sunday is short. Mornings for sleep, afternoons for washing hair, dusk for strolling like an idler.

Franz Kafka, 1907

[clare @sadderlizards]

sorry i missed your social cue. and then the next one. and the one after that

[jenna @schaabjenna]

let me on the button and i will cause some irreversible emotional damage

[jenna @schaabjenna]

it is so absurd that i make chocolate milk for my job. a year ago i was in college and wanted to die and now i make milk

[jenna @schaabjenna]

the sluttiest thing a man can do is listen to tv girl

[jenna @schaabjenna]

she stewin on my leonard

[jenna @schaabjenna]

his junk smell like vinegar call that pickleball

[Seinfeld Current Day @Seinfeld2000]

You’ve heard the stories, now meet the legend. Miles Teller is Bob Sacamano, streaming this Christmas on Disney+.

[out of context arrested development @casualarrested]

we will adopt your baby

[jenna @schaabjenna]

i love it when girlies are anti-frat until their boyfriend pledges and suddenly they are a tradwife

[rob sheffield @robsheff]

Remembering Renee Crist & shouting her out loud. 25 years gone, never forgotten, forever loved. Always the toughest day of the year. Love to all my fellow widows & widowers out here living our stories every day, nobody else knows how lucky we are.

[jenna @schaabjenna]

my quality of life would improve if everything didn't suck

[jenna @schaabjenna]

most epic covid symptom is the slight disconnect from reality my brain is a bowl of sludge

[jenna @schaabjenna]

@atlasobscura @HunterKadish IGUANODON

[jenna @schaabjenna]

@postsecret makes me glad to be a human

[jenna @schaabjenna]

spring ahead? lose an hour of sleep? thanks a lot, biden 🙄😡