Chris Schaaf

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

@Jen_bor hahahaha dont tell me you actually fell for that! #gullible

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

@TwtrlessABrown is really struggling right now. #GetItTogether #DontBurnTheHouseDown

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

@darrenrovell well thats wrong. You would be right if they signed him in March 2013 and for some reason still paid him $18 million last year

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

@Jen_bor My excitement can't even be put into words.

[Russian Fur Traders @RFTFFL]

The champ has arrived and the trophy is up for grabs! Draft has officially started

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

Draft day for the @RFTFFL.

[Russian Fur Traders @RFTFFL]

The first team to draft a kicker will have to beer bong a Natty. #RFTFFL

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

@Blankadonk never giving you my phone again.

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

@Blankadonk :-) love you hunny bear

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

Metta thirsty.

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

@TwtrlessABrown I knew you would be. It's okay though, I'm jealous of what you got to do last night.

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

Hoping @KDTrey5 and @JHarden13 actually show up to the @drewleague today!

[Will @wschaaf11]

i think this is only good on computers not phones but heres the brawl featuring @schaafsquatch9 http://t.co/3WhDtQB0hM

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

@cschaef04 So naive. @MarkTatera

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

"@joerogan: Meet Yuka, the 39,000-year-old mummified woolly mammoth scientists want to clone http://t.co/ZepplTsPvr via @verge" Science!

[Will @wschaaf11]

oh you hate everybody at the us open thats not from hb? never go to another event anywhere outside of huntington ever again then.

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

"@kerriyoung25: That rocky three hours of sleep will be the death of me at the bookstore today." Same. Except worse bc doubleheader.

[Chris Schaaf @schaafsquatch9]

"@MitchHuffman8: “@coolucas_: @MitchHuffman8 @heddagac @babyruckusss”" @schaafsquatch9