Eric Schaar

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[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@TaylorHandsome He's only our closer on non piggyback days. ..what are we even doing here?! Insanity

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@TaylorHandsome Figgins, cirillo, carl Everett ..

[RotoWear @RotoWear]

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This is the funniest thing I’ve seen on the internet.

Afroman had his house raided by Ohio Adam County deputies… who found absolutely nothing… broke his door, trashed his place, allegedly had $400 go missing… and then they refused to pay for the damages.

So, like any reasonable rapper would do…

He turned his home security footage into music videos, mocking them.

And then, the deputies sued him for FOUR MILLION dollars… because they didn’t like being made fun of.

And Afroman’s response?

He dropped ANOTHER music video.

In his own words:
“Unconfidential informant lied to Police to get out of some trouble. Adam County Sherriff officers made a mistake by believing the lie. Raided my house, found nothing, refused to pay for the damages and filed a lawsuit against me, Afroman, for exercising my freedom of speech! This is me holding trial in one song. I hope you enjoy it.”

They said his videos “ridiculed” them… so he decided to show them what that actually looks like.

And the best part?

A jury basically said… yeah… you don’t get to raid someone’s home, end up in their surveillance footage, and then cry because they used it to make fun of you.

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@MBonvoyAssist The Courtyard Marriott Mexico City should not have the Marriott name. Worst hotel I've ever stayed at and the water is out with no eta on it being back in. No one at the hotel has any answers.

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@AlaskaAir If you had Bodhi instead of Manny's at your N gate lounge in seatac, it would be easily the best lounge in Seattle. @GeorgetownBeer

[NFL Memes @NFLMemes]

How many National Championships does Oregon have?

[Ian Miller @ianmSC]

Texas A&M went 7-1 in the SEC and was a tiebreaker away from making the SEC Championship Game and scored 3 total points at home against a "lowly" ACC team, so I think we need to retire the "SEC teams would go undefeated in every other conference" narrative forever

[Kevin Durant @KDTrey5]

Good luck @Mariners…good throwback Josh

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@AlaskaAir first on list for upgrade and you leave a seat empty in first? Since when?

[RotoWear @RotoWear]

Might As Well Go Win The Whole F-ing Thing

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[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

The countries where comedians can't mock the leader on late night TV are not really ones you want to live in.

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@lottocycling_ You're ready, except for the demand to buy your jersey....

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

I unjinxed it

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

It's almost as if the @Mariners announcers jinxed this whole thing talking post game winning interviews in the 8th inning. @AngieMentink ....

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

It's almost as if the @Mariners announcers jinxed this whole thing talking post game winning interviews in the 8th inning. @AngieMentink ....

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@novig_app Open to WA state...

[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@TaylorHandsome And do it on a softball field

[Did The Sonics Return To Seattle Today @DidTheSonics]

No

[The Onion @TheOnion]

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[Eric Schaar @schaarmander]

@TaylorHandsome Same old mariners and a red arm patch.