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lil nepotism

[jamie @schadyschad]

SOPHIE PLAYED DURING NBA FINALS COMMERCIAL LFGGGGG

[Alex Veremeyenko @alex_verem]

Let me trace the timeline here because nobody's connecting it.

Step 1: Scrape the entire internet. Every book, every article, every conversation, every piece of art, every forum post. Do it without asking. Do it without paying.

Step 2: Train a model on all of it. Call it "artificial intelligence."

Step 3: Go to BlackRock's Infrastructure Summit and announce: "We see a future where intelligence is a utility, like electricity or water, and people buy it from us on a meter."

Step 3 is where you sell people's own knowledge back to them. On a meter.

They took the collective output of human thought, compressed it into a model, and now they want to charge you by the token to access a version of what you and everyone you know already created.

One Reddit user put it perfectly: "They stole all this data from us, the people, our life's work, creativity, art, by devouring the internet and blowing through all copyright laws. Now they want to sell it back to us in the form of a utility."

Imagine if someone photocopied every book in the public library, burned the library down, and then opened a subscription service for the copies.

That's the metered intelligence business model.

And they're pitching it to infrastructure investors as though they invented water.

[Justin🦩Boldaji @justinboldaji]

Emilio Carranza is the actor who helps Bob find Willa toward the end of OBAA and is a produce vendor at a farmers market in California and has the best little sign on his truck

[Dr. R. J. Vein @VeinRichard]

touch... I remember touch...

[jamie @schadyschad]

sperm bank tagline: take a load off!

[jamie @schadyschad]

apparently i’ve been following the spongebob movie on ig

[jamie @schadyschad]

on scrabble youtube

[jamie @schadyschad]

whoever smeared poop on the wall of my college’s bathroom promise we’re coming to get you #youcanthide

[jamie @schadyschad]

@mertadojuicer literally never gets old

[jett @mertadojuicer]

every time that beat hits on immaterial

[jamie @schadyschad]

@j_prismo ❌ lime cucumber gatorade is an irl health potion when you’re dehydrated

[jamie @schadyschad]

they’re playing darude sandstorm at the urgent care

[Jake @crazypills3]

Glad Newgarden is okay, but this is the funniest transition I've ever seen. #INDYCAR

[jamie @schadyschad]

i’d like to say happy birthday to kristen stewart, jacques villeneuve, bladee, and myself

[Rory McCarthy @roryisconfused]

Something’s definitely happening, and it’s a massive drag. There’s this bland, totally disengaged cynicism that the modern internet is only exacerbating; a belief that the only feeling you can get is the blank stimulation of empty ironic pose. I really do hate it.

[jamie @schadyschad]

get your ass outside if you haven’t yet today

[jamie @schadyschad]

hey alexa how do i show joie de vivre in my eyes when i smile

[jamie @schadyschad]

i’m irrationally afraid of developing a mr beast smile