Rebecca

She/Her. Friendly neighborhood lawyer. All tweets reflect only my own opinion.

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

Special thanks to @samriegel who let me ramble at him about getting into CR because of my brother’s nudging & hearing him on @HellorHighpod, that our only prior chance of meeting would have been the Paramus Park Mall, and his positive impact on one of my best friends. SO kind.

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@bookishlesbians If they were going for a Grecian vibe (like the GQ article said) they could have been basing his hair off statues like this?

[McLaren Mastercard Formula 1 Team @McLarenF1]

A first Grand Prix double podium of 2026 for our duo 🧡

#McLarenF1 | #MiamiGP 🌴

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@cherryagust https://t.co/IICToGLZXi I couldn’t reply to your tweet but I think this is the soulmate AU you ordered!

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@PredsNHL

[anita ✧.* @sinieshtanishki]

magnus bane 🤝🏻 ilya rozanov
bisexual terrorist who haunts the narrative

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@vicjokerera They are definitely terrifying! This felt like it fit the parameters of what you were asking about but for sure more important to not traumatize yourself while writing for fun

[Governor Mikie Sherrill @GovSherrillNJ]

Congratulations to Newark’s own Michael B. Jordan on winning the Academy Award for Best Actor! Keep making Jersey proud.

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@storriephotos This has so much meme potential

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@snoopyshane Taking me back to my Shadowhunters days oh god that live was a TIME 🙃🙃

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@CoraCHarrington or websites with their own domains for specific fandoms (shoutout Area 52 in the Stargate era) (I feel old)

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@aprilxcentral Anywhere in NJ!

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@Ant1_Romantic The ones I get are rectangular like this— lol I assume that’s what he meant??

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@uhgoose My account is from 2014 😂 I was reading fanfic in the dark ages before Ao3 even existed, too lol

[PWHL @thepwhlofficial]

Did we just start a heated Boston and Seattle rivalry at @nbcsnl over the weekend? 👀

[; @yncvnnor]

god created men and sent this angel as an apology

[Cosmopolitan @Cosmopolitan]

GO CONNOR STORRIE AND GO WOMEN'S SPORTS!!!

[Saturday Night Network @thesnlnetwork]

Company of her own 👏

Hilary Knight makes #SNL history!

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@nbcsnl I DESPERATELY hope this is not true. Absolutely freaking not. Invite literally any of the USA Women, maybe??

[Rebecca @schaefcake]

@PopCrave The host’s name being Jayne cracks me up