Nathan Schaefer

If you're good at something never do it for free

[Brandon Herrera @TheAKGuy]

Congratulations Major Capers, you earned every bit of that Medal of Honor.

It was an honor hosting you sir, and you’re welcome back to San Antonio to hang with the boys any time 🫡

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

BREAKING NEWS: Due to the ongoing conflict in the Middle East, France has surrendered.

[Robert J. O'Neill @mchooyah]

Greenland is gonna be dope when we re-name it Hoth.

[Fight With Memes @FightWithMemes]

Just like the Founding Fathers intended 🇺🇸😤🇺🇸

[Dear Self. @Dearme2_]

A win is a win.

[Habitual Linecrosser @HLC_actual]

He's everywhere... @Fat_Electrician @zacharyebell

[nayumi🦩🌩️ @iluvmssy]

PLEASE!!!! DON’T!!!! HURT!!!! A!!!! SOFT-HEARTED!!!! PERSON!!!! THEY!!! CAN’T!!!!! SLEEP!!!! AT!! NIGHT!!!! BECAUSE!!!! OF!!!! OVERTHINKING!!!!

[Yves ౨ৎ @yvessirae]

"we can still be friends" i wanted to marry you, you idiot

[Angry Cops @AngryCops]

The fire rises brother.

[TheBetterPath @TheBetterPath_]

15 Deep Lines About Self-care:

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