Samantha Schaeffer

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[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

Ugh when you choose Siracha when you shoulda done Redhots #regrets

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

#HIMOM

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

Everyone and their mother is being Miley for Halloween

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

Uhhhh that's ok I guess go blue

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

@baldielocks521 like I put an umbrella in her hand am I considerate or what

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

After doing my laundry I always feel like my life is coming together

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

I'm liking October 😎☀️

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

Like stop eating banana chips in the law library IT'S LITERALLY THE CRUNCHIEST FOOD YOU COULD CHOOSE

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

@court330 doesn't know but we're kidnapping her

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

@TheLindieCity: "I had so much fun in this past decade, I went through puberty!!!!" #BIRTHDAYGIRL #20 #squirrels

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

It's WAY too early in the year to be sick!! 😣😪😔

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

@meg_meow_bond @ellscats I have a joke about pizza too, but it's really cheesy.....😏

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

@AdamWesting @ellscats @jackierosee21 dyingggg haha gonna love this class

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

I was gonna make a pencil joke but it was pointless.....😏

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

Wait can i borrow a pencil from someone?

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

Casual phone call with @ellscats at 7:30am

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

@meg_meow_bond I'm waxing my bed. Ur missing this.

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

@meg_meow_bond HELP ME

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

Blue eyed horse #sick http://t.co/4djO0eJlek

[Samantha Schaeffer @schaeffyourlegz]

Road trip to AA with @a_sams18 and a bear 🐻.