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it probably does not make sense

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

My other palindrome is a kayak.

- racecar bumper sticker

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

@camdasilva Not to say Bennett doesn’t suck but Drew Sanders the broncos linebacker who picked him off is an absolute beast.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

yes, please do enlighten me. email me at [email protected]

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

#NFTs https://t.co/WjjSYULePJ

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

#NFTs https://t.co/WjjSYULePJ

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

#NFTs https://t.co/WjjSYULePJ

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

Check out this item on OpenSea https://t.co/pUin8XYzUz via @opensea

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

@DepressedChiefs @blane0994 @Broncos Ratio

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@PLaurieri @JohnnieUtah09 @FieldYates Source?

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

@JoRo_NFL 9% of respondents voting against a tear down seems absurdly high. Probably fans of the other AFC west teams.

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

@ThomasDierson @ferndogg59 @Rachelmoor29 What a ridiculous fake statistic. Arguments with absurd made up numbers aren’t valid arguments.

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

At this point the two political classes are those who can back up a horse trailer and those who cannot.

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

Careful what you google. My dog’s favorite treat is beef pizzle.

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

The problem with cancel culture is

[Kevin Farzad @KevinFarzad]

I know this GameStop stuff is funny, but you have to remember this is hurting real people who own multiple boats

[Joe Biden @JoeBiden]

It’s a new day in America.

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

And the mute button was finally fucking pushed and they all lived happily ever after.

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

When they go low, we get high.

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

Mele Kalikimaka

[absurdist master @schaeffyquake]

This reminds me of the time the rebellion blew up the second Death Star and all the creatures of the galaxy had exuberant celebrations.