Jim Schaffer

Hakuna Matata

[Bobby @welcometoMLB]

Chandler Simpson worst slide to Konnor Griffin

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

Pretty sure this guy’s available and LOVES to win!

[Kirk Herbstreit @KirkHerbstreit]

I know the easy answer for @Reds fans is to blame ownership for everything-I get it. But this ballclub has enough talent to make it to the postseason. That’s what’s so frustrating watching them every day. Their pitching alone gives me a real opportunity. But the hitting obviously has been VERY inconsistent for YEARS and painful to watch.
In team sports typically championship teams are player led..set the tone-offer encouragement and at times gotta ruffle some feathers-who is this teams leader? In fact, when was the last time the Reds had an alpha in that locker room? I think ya gotta go ALLLLLL the way back to Scott Rolen. Am I missing somebody? Where are the guys that set the example and push this team?
This looks like a talented YOUNG team that has NO CLUE how to win close games. Tito can only do so much.
Soooooooo frustrating to watch a team with the talent to win (especially the pitching) and to see them lose so many games they should find ways to win. And my dumbass just keeps turning on Fan Duel Sports Network EVERY DAY hoping this nightmare will stop-and it never does.
Somebody get PISSED OFF and demand more. Somebody. Anybody BE A LEADERRRR!!!!!!!

[Zack Cozart @zack_cozart]

been screaming this for a while

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

Elizabeth "Betty" Ann Dietz (nee Timm) Obituary April 22, 2025 - Middendorf Funeral Home https://t.co/RFN01g2nkd

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

RIP Betty Dietz. You will be missed by many!

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

Do you remember when you joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

This was the “canned” post put together by some sort of AI algorithm. Of course, I joined Twitter 15 years ago; not X

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

Even though the Reds lost today, it’s good to be back home! ⁦@Reds⁩ ⁦@Skyline_Chili⁩

[Cincinnati Reds @Reds]

One of the most heartwarming moments in baseball.

Happy birthday, @FlavaFraz21‼️

[Jimmy Buffett @jimmybuffett]

Charleston Miles, a towering presence with an even bigger heart, passed away yesterday after a courageous battle with cancer. As a security professional, Charleston was admired for his dedication, calm demeanor, and his commitment to excellence. Across the nation, venue security teams honor the legacy of a man who defined professionalism with heart and integrity.
To our fans, Charleston was more than "the protector of the boss"—he was a constant, loyal presence by Jimmy's side for decades. His unparalleled devotion and quiet strength touched countless lives, leaving an indelible mark on everyone fortunate enough to know him.
Charleston was more than a colleague; he was family. We find comfort in knowing he has been reunited with Jimmy, standing stage right where he belongs.
Rest easy, Charleston, forever in our hearts. 💪🏿❤️

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

She lied

[Tim Allen @ofctimallen]

“The Santa Claus 4: Home Alone?”
Hanging out with Macaulay Culkin at the taping of my new show SHIFTING GEARS! #ShiftingGearsABC

[Dayton Basketball @DaytonMBB]

DO YOU BELIEVE? ✈️🏀

#LetsFly // @MarchMadnessMBB

[Moeller High School @MoellerHS]

Mrs. Terri Schaffer currently teaches CP1 Physics, and has taught Algebra 2 CP1 Level 1, CP2 Physical Science, and AP Physics in the past. #BeRemarkable

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

@jwtonkin Max only knew one song (me too)

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

@DaytonMBB Section 406! Thanks to @VetTix

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

What’s a Tweet or a Retweet for that matter? Shouldn’t these be called X’s and Xtra’s now?

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

I know him!!!

[Tennessee Baseball @Vol_Baseball]

GRIFFIN MERRITT WALKOFF IN EXTRAS

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

@bengalbannerboy @MattsTake1 Reds WILL win another World Series before the Bengals win a Super Bowl. And that will take at least another 2-3 years.

[Jim Schaffer @schafferjim]

@bengalbannerboy @vivien2112 @RushFamTourneys @RushHistory2112 I have the DVD of that entire show. The whole show is awesome. But YYZ is the highlight.

[TBT @thetournament]

THIS @FlyersTBT INTRO IS ABSOLUTELY ELECTRIC ⚡⚡⚡⚡