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160 pounds of bacon grease and Jack Daniels whiskey. We go heavy on the Jack Daniels. Be the dominant predator.

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@DrewHoffs Dude we sing this every night in our tent cause we're in the field 😂

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Waking up before dawn and hearing turkeys gobbling everywhere really got my heart racing ❤️

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As bad as this shit sucks, talking to my fiancé makes it all better.

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Everybody freaking out because they saw the video with a train of military equipment makes me laugh...we are training... that's it...

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We made the news because this convoy is so fucking big 😂

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@darianne_bruce https://t.co/WeK9g9uWwq

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

"Fuck lettuce" lmao https://t.co/O3HrbqRDFt

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@darianne_bruce That's where piñon canyon is

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Going to be in New Mexico until May 4th. Buying 3 logs of dip is a must.

[Because I'm a Guy @CauseWereGuys]

how relationships work

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Laying in bed at 1 because this week drained me...

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Sorry babe didn't mean to blow up your shit tonight 😂

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If I talk shit to you, it's more than likely because I like to compete, not because I don't like you. People take it to heart though 😂

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@EmilyZuwala Miss ya too! Same to you!

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@EmilyZuwala 🤘🤘

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"Dude that car just fuckin flew off the highway into the woods!!!!!"

Me: "He fuckin sent it!"

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Amiriterrrrrr?

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One big family. Fuckin love my brothers.

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The best way to do something is yourself, fuck what everyone else says.

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Trying to knock out Ranger school, RSLC, and Airborne that way I can drop a RASP packet.