Schalk

[Schalk @schalk182]

backline non-existant #allistermustfall #sticksoutforharambe

[Schalk @schalk182]

Stellenbosch is what you make of it. I've had the best two years of my life! Don't listen to all the negativity #tips4newmaties

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

"South Africa" https://t.co/qXW3Mch47j

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

Getting my sin over cos on at the beach.

[Ricky Gervais @rickygervais]

The truth is not affected by how many people know it or believe it. And the popularity of a belief does not increase its validity.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

"You're dead to me" - A zombie father who is proud of his son.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

Just had to copy and paste the word "plagiarise" because I forgot how to spell it.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

Fast & Furious: South Africa.

Vin Naidoo: *revs engine on his Toyota tazz* eyyyyy check the rims!

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[ESPNcricinfo @ESPNcricinfo]

At 30 overs, SA were 147 for 3.
261 in the final 20.
Doubling the score is so passe. http://t.co/Reek3fVJCw #SAvWI

[Anonymous (AnonyOps) @AnonyOps]

Lenovo screwed every one of its customers. http://t.co/fgnyiYJ0Ep

[HuffPost Weird News @HuffPostWeird]

Man puts his life on the line by listening to Nickelback for 168 hours straight http://t.co/I4h9FqSzxZ

[Trevor Noah @Trevornoah]

Sorry, I don’t have the energy. RT @kriel98: Come on @Trevornoah , give us an eskom joke.

[Aerial Picture SA @AerialPictureSA]

Had to stop between Gordon's Bay and Pringle Bay to take this picture.....

[UberFacts @UberFacts]

Only 5 white rhinos are left in the world.

[Romesh Dodangoda @longwaveromesh]

it's only a matter of time before someone leaks photos of kim kardashian with clothes on

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

My Movember moustache totally makes me look like a paedophile but the kids love it.

[gwaai @ryeschwarma]

"With no power comes lots of responsibility" - Eskom.

[Yaaseen Barnes @Ya_a_seen_Him]

New Zealand looking to screw the Proteas over, but they're giving them De Kock Block.