Jennifer Schalk Dickinson

We're only here for a short time. Enjoy it.

[Jeannie Gaffigan @jeanniegaffigan]

“Let the one among you who is without sin
be the first to throw a stone at her.”
Again he bent down and wrote on the ground.
And in response, they went away one by one,
beginning with the elders.
So he was left alone with the woman before him.

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

@dbullock1 @JimGaffigan Like that would stop me :)

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

Can't wait to be front row to see @JimGaffigan tonight in NLR! #chipchopchip

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

Here we go #gohogs #wps

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

Wooooo Pig! #wps

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

“Grandpa Conan, tell us again what ‘crowds’ were.”
“Why the year was 2019. This was pre-Civil War 2. President TikTok hadn’t even been born yet...”

[davidholloway @davidholloway]

“Dear whatever doesn’t kill me, I’m strong enough now.”

#seen #eastvillage #nyc #2020 #2020worstyear #2020memes

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

#justlovely

[Patrick Stewart @SirPatStew]

Sonnet 109. I like this one. #ASonnetADay

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

#iheartfluffy

[G a b r i e l - I g l e s i a s @fluffyguy]

RT or copy paste & tweet “Hey Fluffy, can u please hook me up with a new #GabrielIglesias FUNKO POP” 4 ur chance to WIN. Better odds than powerball and free to play baby 😁

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

@fluffyguy You're the only comedian I've ever seen be able to bring my husband to tears with laughter. You're just great! #iheartfluffy

[Morgan Murphy @morgan_murphy]

are we mad at all the mean people or just doing this one at a time? please let me know because I’m kinda busy processing catastrophic global unrest by walking back and forth between my bedroom and kitchen yelling “it got worse!!!” to no one.

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

"First of all, a cookie is always a big deal" @danjlevy #happynationalchocolatechipcookieday #davidroseissimplythebest

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

I was asked my age earlier today. I legit had no idea. I had to do the math and then I didn't trust my math. So I had to Google "how old am I if I was born in..." And now I don't trust Google. #ageisjustanumber #biggernumberthanithought #googlelies

[Lewis Black @TheLewisBlack]

Call me old fashioned but I think that
in order for democracy to work first we have to agree on reality and then we can argue over how to deal with it.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

This season of IMPEACHMENT is getting intense.

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

@linorulli While you are in such a special place today, would you please say a prayer for the soul of my father, James, who passed away 10 years ago today? He was the best father a girl could ask for and a devout Catholic. I miss him.

[Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan]

Happy #NationalCheeseburgerDay

[Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien]

Someone texted me by accident, and now I'm headed to Costco to pick up Kristin.

[Jennifer Schalk Dickinson @schalkinitup]

@NetflixIsAJoke @JimGaffigan Obsessed.