Nicole Schaller

i make my own rules, sometimes a bitch, sometimes a softy, freak b, pansexual , Capricorn vibes to the core. unfollow me.

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

LOML

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

Fml. Can’t stop thinking about it

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

My grandma’s reaction to my Instagram posts are the most hilarious. “Well, there you are walking by some river.” >scrolls on.

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

Manifest that shit

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

I’m the most impatient person ever.

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

I think I’ve really just been a sad bitch this week trying to get the girl of my dreams. Life-please hold, be there soon hopefully

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

I never want to leave the house anymore. Even for essentials. I mean I’m not sure I can live without coffee though.

[Schitt's Creek (Pop) @SchittsCreekPop]

How our New Year's resolution of "eating healthy" is going.

[The Ellen Show @TheEllenShow]

Happy birthday to my favorite person in our quarantine bubble. I love you @portiaderossi❤️

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

In retrospect, it was inevitable

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

I’m so excited for year 30. Everything feels to be falling into place.

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

Except my parents already know but maybe I’ll do it anyways.
🥳🌈💙💙💙💜💜💜💗💞💕

[Kayla @ViewserAlert]

I came out to my brother on Friday by saying, “what is it David says about wine?” and he said “I like the wine and not the label... wait are you coming out right now!?” It was a very nice moment that I’ve been terrified to have for 6 years. So thank you @SchittsCreek @danjlevy ❤️

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

How cute 🏳️‍🌈 I want to do this. 💙💜💗

[Kayla @ViewserAlert]

I came out to my brother on Friday by saying, “what is it David says about wine?” and he said “I like the wine and not the label... wait are you coming out right now!?” It was a very nice moment that I’ve been terrified to have for 6 years. So thank you @SchittsCreek @danjlevy ❤️

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

Two week quarantine again, here we go.

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

I think my weekly schedule has a winery included in it 3 times a week minimum.

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

Just went wine tasted outside in the pouring down rain outside under an umbrella. Cheers. The more you drink, the more you have - I’ll take a bottle.

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

Literally bawling my eyes out watching the recap of this show. Just finished it and I’m so sad. It’s seriously the best show ever.

[Schitt's Creek @SchittsCreek]

"Our show at its core is about the transformational effects of love and acceptance and that is something that we need more of now than we've ever needed before."

- @danjlevy after Schitt's Creek won the Outstanding Comedy Series #Emmy💛

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

Unfollow and delete anyone you want on social media today and blame it on the election.

[Nicole Schaller @schalschal]

And that he will

[S.V. Dáte @svdate]

NEW -- Trump promised in the campaign's final days he would cheat to hang onto power, and now, by Jove, he's trying to do exactly that.

https://t.co/oDVme6ypIZ

[Caitlyn @91MINDOFANGELS]

all of us rn waiting for nevada to finally count their fucking votes https://t.co/jCGtxyqAc6