SC

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Crazy how being a pedophile straight up gives you an advantage in the Republican Party now.

[Anonymous @YourAnonNews]

Trump is reportedly floating “Lake America” as a replacement for Lake Ontario. Because apparently we're governing the United States through the geopolitical imagination of a six-year-old playing with crayons and a placemat map at Denny’s.

[litquidity @litcapital]

Why the fuck is Mamdani mourning the death of an inmate who brutally stabbed two people (and killing one of them) instead of the victims of the attack

Deeply deranged behavior

[Lee Kuan Yimby @LeeKuanYimby]

The mayor is in deep mourning of a man that murdered a laundromat employee with a meat clever and had 28 prior arrests. Talk about priorities.

[Yehuda Teitelbaum @chalavyishmael]

The “New Yorker” he’s mourning was arrested and charged with walking into a Bronx laundromat and attacking 2 strangers with meat cleavers, killing Jose Miranda and seriously wounding another man.

He had 27(!) prior arrests and had been paroled just 1 month before the killing.

[Chuck Ross @ChuckRossDC]

Unreal. The guy he’s mourning was charged with murdering a shop owner with a meat cleaver in an unprovoked attack.

[Luke Guilbeau @sportguyluke]

You’ve had like 100 fucking food recalls in the last 2 weeks alone. Shut the fuck up

[Janel Comeau 🍁 @VeryBadLlama]

I have recalled
the groceries
that are in
your pantry

and which
you were probably
planning
to eat

forgive me
they’re full of salmonella
and maybe
broken glass

[Tim Hannan @TimHannan]

I’ve seen more outrage on the right from Jon Ossoff’s mention of Natalie than when Donald Trump incited an insurrection on the US Capitol, started a pointless forever war in the Middle East, raped children with Jeffrey Epstein, etc. it’s performative outrage. Bunch of phonies.

[Lyanne Melendez @LyanneMelendez]

I just dropped my son off at @UCBerkeley housing and as we were approaching we saw this behind his apartments. Shame on @CityofBerkeley @CityofAlbanyCA @UCBerkeleyNews

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

Crazy how getting rid of the experts and replacing them with morons, frauds, conspiracy theorists, and psychotic fucking grifters wasn’t a good idea.

[Covie @covie_93]

Jon Ossoff really got the entire White House scrambling by just saying trump 'travels with natalie'?????

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

The following foods have now been recalled:

—Frozen blueberries, possible E. coli contamination
—Iceberg lettuce, possible Cyclospora contamination
—Shell eggs, Salmonella contamination
—Mixed berries, possible E. coli contamination
—Pistachio nut butter, Salmonella contamination
—Green powder supplements, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño-containing dips, salsa and guacamole products, Salmonella contamination
—Soup kits, Listeria contamination
—Salad dressings, Salmonella contamination
—Granola, Salmonella contamination
—Dog food, Salmonella contamination
—Jalapeño peppers, Salmonella contamination
—Pizza cheese bread products, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Dried herring fish, Botulism risk (July)
—Requeson cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Soft ricotta cheese, Listeria contamination (July)
—Infant formula, Botulism risk (July)
—Multiple cheese varieties, Listeria contamination (July)
—Cottage cheese and ricotta products, Listeria contamination (July)
—Organic moringa capsules and powder, Salmonella contamination (July)
—Smoked whole herring, Botulism risk (June)
—Enoki mushrooms, Listeria contamination (June)
 —Parmesan ranch seasoning, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Cheese and garlic croutons, Salmonella contamination (June)
 —Tahina, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Specialty beverages, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Multiple green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (June)
—Powdered beverage mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Infant formula, Bacillus cereus toxin contamination (May)
—Potato chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Pork rinds and seasoning products, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Snack mixes, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Sour cream and onion cheese curds, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Flavored popcorn seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Coleslaw products, microorganism growth risk (May)
—Pita chips, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (May)
—White cheddar seasoning, Salmonella contamination (May)
—Kippered herring, Botulism risk (May)
—Peeled garlic, Botulism risk (April)
—Raw milk cheddar cheese, E. coli contamination (April)
—Brain tonic supplements, Botulism risk (April)
—Dried croaker fish, risk of harmful bacteria and toxins (March)
—Salmon products, Listeria contamination (March)
—Cream cheese and tofu spreads, Listeria contamination (March)
—Chicken dog treats, Salmonella contamination (March)
—Yellowfin tuna, Clostridium botulinum contamination (February)
—Organic chia seeds, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Green superfood supplements, Salmonella contamination (February)
—Tamales, potential Listeria contamination (January)
—Shrimp paste, lead contamination risk (January)
—Chocolate bars, Salmonella contamination (January)
—Sea Moss Gel Superfood, Botulism risk (January)
—Cheese products, potential Listeria contamination (January)

[Jon Favreau @jonfavs]

Trump: Natalie Harp is the only person who loves me as much as my wife and children. She'll never leave me.

Ossoff: Trump just wants to travel with Natalie.

MAGA: HOW DARE YOU SLANDER THIS YOUNG WOMAN.

[Lebron Q. Septa @dropkick_murray]

Prediction: these outbreaks are not going to stop but the announcements letting us know they are happening will

[Seth Abramson @SethAbramson]

When did it become normalized for the President of the United States to threaten to "bomb the shit out of" our allies—our *allies*—without that immediately leading to a serious conversation about whether he's mentally fit to serve as president

[Bill Kristol @BillKristol]

💯 this

[Tina Smith @SenTinaSmith]

The White House normally gets $2.5 million a year for maintenance. Trump’s team has allocated $875 million.

That’s 350 years’ worth of the usual budget spent by a single administration.

[Headquarters @HQNewsNow]

Here is a list of government recalls and alerts for contaminated food or skipped inspections during Trump's second term:

—August 2026: Jalapeños, Salmonella contamination - 345 illnesses, 36 hospitalized
—August 2026: Pastrami/Corned Beef, Listeria risk
—August 2026: Argentinian Beef, skipped inspection
—July 2026: Frozen Blueberries/Mixed Berries, E. Coli contamination - 12 illnesses, 4 hospitalized
—July 2026: Bacon, skipped inspection
—July 2026: Chicken noodle soup, skipped inspection
—July 2026: 19 million eggs - Salmonella contamination, 98 illnesses, 26 hospitalized
—July 2026: Iceberg lettuce, Cyclospora contamination - 6,358 illnesses, 278 hospitalized, 2 deaths
—June 2026: Ready to eat Chicken Caesar wraps, Listeria risk
—June 2026: Infant Formula, Botulism - 4 illnesses, 4 hospitalized
—June 2026: Soft Cheese, Listeria - 12 illnesses, 10 hospitalized, 1 death
—May 2026: Deli meat, Listeria risk
—April 2026: Dairy products, Salmonella risk
—April 2026: Raw Cheddar cheese, E. Coli contamination - 9 illnesses, 3 hospitalized
—April 2026:  Powdered milk/buttermilk, Salmonella risk
—March 2026: Beef and pork products, skipped inspection
—February 2026: Fish products, skipped inspection
—Feb 2026: Ground beef, E. Coli risk
—January 2026: Grilled chicken breast, Listeria risk
—December 2025: Ground Beef, E. Coli risk
—December 2025: Quiche, skipped inspection
—December 2025: Salted lamb, skipped inspection
—November 2025: Infant formula, Botulism - 48 illnesses
—October 2025: Breakfast burritos, Listeria risk
—October 2025: Cauliflower, Listeria risk
—October 2025: Spinach, Listeria risk
— September 2025: Pasta, Listeria risk
— September 2025: Turkey wraps, Listeria risks
— September 2025: Catfish, skipped inspection
— August 2025: Pepperoni pizzas, skipped inspection
—August 2025: Meat products, skipped inspection
—August 2025: Eggs, Salmonella - 105 illnesses, 19 hospitalized
—July 2025: Ham salad, Listeria risk
—July 2025: Frozen vegetable products, Salmonella - 12 illnesses, 4 hospitalized
—July 2025: Eggs, Salmonella, 134 illnesses, 38 hospitalized, 1 death
—July 2025: Turkey bacon, Listeria risk
—June 2025: Meat sauce, skipped inspection
—June 2025: Beef, E. Coli risk
—June 2025: Pork lard and beef tallow, skipped inspection
—June 2025: Prepared pasta meals, Listeria - 28 people infected, 27 hospitalized, 7 deaths
—June 2025: Pistachio cream, Salmonella - 4 illnesses, 1 hospitalized
—May 2025: Chicken products, skipped inspection
—May 2025: Smoked sausage, Listeria risk
—May 2025: Meat pies, skipped inspection
—May 2025: Chicken wraps, Listeria risk
—May 2025: Cucumbers, Salmonella - 69 illnesses, 22 hospitalized
—May 2025: RTE foods, Listeria - 10 illnesses, 10 hospitalized, 1 death
—May 2025: Prosciutto, skipped inspection
—May 2025: Ground beef, E. Coli risk
—March 2025: White chicken chili, skipped inspection
—February 2025: Beef tallow, skipped inspection
—February 2025: Frozen shakes, Listeria - 42 illnesses, 41 hospitalized, 14 deaths

[Alex Cole @acnewsitics]

Instead of saying, "I hired a contractor who made a mistake, and we need to fix the Reflecting Pool," Donald Trump told Janine Pirro to frame an Olympic gold medalist for vandalism and to lie to a grand jury about evidence that doesn't exist.

His cult doesn't see the problem with this.