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Still one of the greatest jokes in TV history

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If you still don’t have plans, or are looking for ways to commemorate the 20th anniversary, Nelly will be headlining a wine festival here in Austin on 9/11.

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Which Polo Bear should I get a tattoo of? I’m leaning athleisure…

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Happiness is an overpriced açaí bowl

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Thinkin bout doin my birthday at Hotel Cecil this year #stayonmain

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@pjandress @mr_rodgers

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@pjandress @mr_rodgers All look like trump supporters to me 🤷🏾‍♂️

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@pjandress @mr_rodgers These very fine people.

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@pjandress @mr_rodgers Enlighten us PJ. These your people, right?

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Doof 1 & Doof 2

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@pjandress Obviously you both can’t spell. Too*

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This time of year I love watching the states change color.

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Those votes in Georgia coming through like...

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@GAckard19 One of the first symptoms...

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@MaxAlspach @SamsungSupport

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@WJHightowerIII @MaxAlspach Too close to home

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Petty Chronicles: My roommate’s girlfriend likes to lounge around while he’s at work all day on the weekends, so I wake up early and slap @1future on the speakers until she gathers her things and leaves.

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Goodbye @MoviePass 👋🏽

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Today is the 1-year anniversary of me quitting my previous job. Still searching for that high. I don’t know if I’ll ever find it again.