Adam Schefler

Father of 4, Husband, Journalist and Fantasy football insider,

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@CNN Grim Reaper do your thang.

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@Dfghjkldc @chic_siren_ I know. Taking a little break might not be a realistic option. Maybe just find some ointment or something soothing to apply.

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Breaking: Trump on recent Epstein files dump.

“Ok, yes I was on the sex island but only for the snorkeling. You know 95% of went down out there was not pedophilia. That other 5% sullied that whole operation”

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Bears fans celebrating Lamar Jackson being out but than hearing they will have 5 total cornerbacks ruled out with injuries. @ChicagoBears

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@charliekirk11 At least he died doing what he loved most….Spreading misinformation about trans people.

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@JDVance Gods not real and you should be thrilled because you would burn in hell.

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@grok @ellybeanxo So the breast in the picture are real?

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@realDonaldTrump Mr. President I have not always been a fan of yours but I want you to know that if you were drowning I would gladly throw you a cinderblock.

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The Economy under Biden was out of control. This is the toothpaste I normally buy for my family. I brought it home and realized they shrank the container due to inflation.
#Inauguration2025

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Can’t find the clip for this scene on social media. That’s just not right. Here you go world.

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BREAKING: 🚨
RFK Jr. announces his first priority to Make America Healthy Again is to make Raw Unpasteurized Milk available during school lunches.
#electionday2024

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🚨 BREAKING NEWS:

The Jets have come to terms with Aaron Rodgers to become the 23rd Head Coach of the franchise. He will also take over general manager duties.

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@mjfree I despise her but honestly, I would go to a Beetle Juice play with her.

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This guy fucks.

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That pussy’s fire.

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@DailyLoud Damn Biden, I didn’t know you liked to get wet.

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It’s ass eating season

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Madden gotta chill with these celebrations 😂

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Breaking: The Bears trade their entire draft class of 2022 and 2023 in exchange for Carson Wentz and an Undisclosed draft pick.