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[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

CONCERN

WHY IS RASHEE RICE RUNNING LIKE J BLOUNT

[Ron Kopp Jr @RonOnChiefs]

Rashee Rice running a Post on air

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨 Odds to donate to the AZD / PHI DELT fundraiser🚨

Geartner -5000
Patterson -1000
Radabaugh -1000
Ben Zeev -750
Russel -500
Rose -200
Moll -110
Bell -110
Brandimarte +110
Amirata +175
Vello +200
Kanaris +250
Prout +500
Blount +1000
Withee +2000
Sarris N/A

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

It could get even worse for GM Amirata

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

Sources:

“GM Amirata benching Jeanty (his 1st round pick) might go down as the WORST GM decision in the history of Guac Hahn. The damage could be unrepairable, and his future in the league is uncertain.”

More to follow….

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨UPDATED ODDS🚨

GM BUS +130
GM SCUZ +175
GM HODGES +500
GM AMIRATA +1000

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨UPDATED GUAC HAHN CHAMPIONSHIP ODDS🚨

GM BUS +250
GM SCUZ +275
GM HODGES +300
GM AMIRATA +500

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨UPDATED GUAC HAHN CHAMPIONSHIP ODDS🚨

GM ROSS: +300
GM SCUZ: +315
GM PATTERSON +400
GM BUS +440
GM SCAN +1000
GM MOLL +1500
GM RONDO +2000

THIS IS THE MOST WIDE OPEN WE’VE EVER SEEN THE TOP OF GUAC HAHN HEADING INTO THE GUAC HAHN ‘YOFFS

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

“I demand the commissioners 1st round pick next year, or suspect this league’s best years are in the past”

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

We asked GM Rondo about the current state of his team:

“We’re dead. Achane was our glue. Once he found out about the trade, he packed his stuff and hasn’t returned. It’s inconceivable for a trade to be passed via league vote, then overturned. That’s just not democracy.” …. Cont

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

“Someone has to take a stand before other GM’s, as well as players, are also taken advantage of. Achane said he hasn’t heard a peep from commish. He has a family. His son loves GM Hodges. His wife loves Jacksonville. Everyone is devastated right now” … Cont

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

GUAC HAHN MIGHT BE GAY

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

Live look at the trade discussions between GM Moll and GM Rose earlier this week:

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨BREAKING NEWS🚨

Congrats to GM Patterson on becoming the second Dad in Guac Hahn. We’ll keep a close eye on him and GM Moll for potential collusion.

Odds for next Dad:
GM Luca -5000
The Field +4000

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨UPDATED GUAC HAHN ODDS🚨

GM BUS +500
GM PATTERSON +600
GM SCUZ +700
GM HODGES +700
GM MOLL +750
GM RONDO +800
GM BEN ZEEV +801
GM VELLO +1000
GM ROSE +2000
GM AMIRATA N/A

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

Official statement from GM Ben Zeev following his lackluster week 1 performance:

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

From an unnamed GM: GM Patterson has one of the worst preseason rosters this league has ever seen

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨2025 GUAC HAHN POST DRAFT ODDS🚨

GM SCUZ +500
GM MOLL +550
GM HODGES +600
GM RONDO +700
GM BUS +800
GM VELLO +825
GM ROSE +900
GM BEN ZEEV +1000
GM AMIRATA +1250
GM PATTERSON +2000

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

🚨Major Development🚨

GM Scuz championship odds last night shifted from +750 to +2000 following the SB partying pictures that surfaced.

We’re told Hard Rock offered a “no” market and a certain better by the name of Ricky “The Rocket” Hodges jammed the kiosk for 4 straight hours

[adam scheftypiece @scheftypiece]

GM Amirata seen celebrating his Guac Hahn Championship earlier today. Sources say Ladd McConkey arrived on the scene just minutes after.