Eric

Penn State '19

[Jarrett Bailey @JBaileyNFL]

Cris Collinsworth: Raccoons kept getting my tomatoes. So I went out and bought a crossbow and a ghillie suit. I Camped out in my yard, blasted one at 3 AM, and displayed it as a warning. My neighbors called the ASPCA, so I have a court date next week.

Mike Tirico: Second down

[Fitz @FitzGSN_]

This was Ormund Hightower talking about the Targaryens

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

I feel this way about being a rat in a cage

[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Disheveled Dan Bylsma insists he’s allowed to coach third period. More in sports.

[Lucah 🐴🧡 @lucahjin]

My toxic trait is seeing if food that I know hurts my stomach will hurt my stomach again this time.

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Josh Allen if you can hear us please, Josh Allen please save me.

[The Babylon Bee @TheBabylonBee]

Trump Adds A Kennedy In Hopes He Will Draw All The Sniper Fire https://t.co/fyPSUgngYl

[Tony X @soIoucity]

Blues to the oilers:

[Joe Camel enthusiast @BroElector]

Beer mukbang (I drink a lot of beers)

[Michael Amato @amato_mike]

Joe Biden will still count for 900K against the cap for the next 3 seasons after being bought out.

[Andrew McCutchen @TheCUTCH22]

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[Fake KDKA News @Fake_KDKA]

Earthquakes, eclipses, flooding, the Pirates 6-1…it’s time to repent, folks. More at 11.

[Yesterday's Print @yesterdaysprint]

Pittsburgh Weekly Gazette, Pennsylvania, August 16, 1905

[Purple Monkey Dishwasher @HayekandHockey]

"HE WASHED FEET"

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

Getting nickeled is fine but to also get dimed? Guy like me could never

[Mikey @fsmikey]

#HereWeGo

[Eric Baudour @EricBaudour]

me every day at work

[Stan Lewis @StanLewis_]

[youth pastor voice] You know who else was unverified by those around him?