𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱

Art of reply-guy-ism.
Luxury postmodern techno-traditionalist.
Reposts are reposts.

[The Mercian @TheMercianNews]

🚨 NEW: Russell Brand secretly moved to Category C prison after just five days of sentence. The prison offers multiple activities such as football tournaments and yoga.

• The 51-year-old was transferred on Friday from HMP Wandsworth, where he had been held in solitary confinement, to HMP Littlehey in Cambridgeshire. He was driven 90 miles in a Serco prison van and escorted by 10 officers to a single-occupancy cell on E Wing.

• The move followed safety concerns. He was also assessed for HMP Wakefield, known as Monster Mansion, where Ian Watkins was murdered last year, but it was deemed too dangerous.

• Littlehey exclusively houses male sex offenders and offers an inter-wing football league, two gyms, indoor bowls, yoga, origami classes, choir sessions and quizzes. Brand has had no contact with other inmates so far.

• He is serving a 10-and-a-half-year sentence after being convicted at Southwark Crown Court of rape and sexual assaults against four women between 2004 and 2009.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@Scrumpmonke

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@TheJeremy__ Gordon Freeman, known for his core strength.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

Is this the govt. giving themselves a legal pretext to prosecute grooming gangs and object to cousin relations without having to actually acknowledge the problems -- or is this just going to apply to white men with power?

[Politics UK @PolitlcsUK]

🚨 NEW: The Government has confirmed it's considering introducing a "staggered" age of consent

It would make relationships between adults and 16 and 17-year-olds illegal

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@MorgothsReview 007 on double bubble.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@EternalEnglish @MorgothsReview How's a man supposed to get his hair cut with only one barbershoppe?

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@MorgothsReview Me centering myself before going out to get some gingerbread men.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@Expatbeggers Yes, but incognito for now.
Substack is not twitter (yet) and everyone complains if you treat it as such.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

The official X account of the national broadcaster has had nothing to say for itself since Jan 7th.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@Scrumpmonke 'Americans are funnier, more cool and sophisticated'
American culture:
https://t.co/9wQQm8tD5n

[Victor Baez | Club Ambition @itsavibe]

Druski does a Dominican man working at T Mobile skit on SNL tonight📍

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

Is this why I'm putting off a PC upgrade?

[fence @f_nc_y]

the second half of this video is somehow like 500% more insane than the first

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@CaptAJAB Yeah, weird. Perhaps they quit with the Bluesky lot.
But are compelled to keep doing the news and sport for propaganda purposes if nothing else.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@CommanthaBiden This is how he gives birth to the new model.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@OsoneHiroyuki I'll take two for one kidney.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@adamcurtisbroll That is truly rubbish.

[Future Adam Curtis B-Roll @adamcurtisbroll]

A man lies on a tracked robotic stretcher as it carries him over rough ground during a test by the Ukrainian company Armolab, Ukraine, October 2026.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@Semiogogue 'We just run beta software on the nation's ATC. This Is Fine.'

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@Aris_Utensil J Burden's viewing habits skewing the figures somehow.

[𝙎𝐜𝙝𝙚𝙢𝒃𝙧𝞸𝐱 @schembrox]

@chapofwessex 'Planting Pot Nationalism"