Jennifer Schemke

Applying Improvisation, Acting and Writing is my business. And my beeswax. I flit. I float. I fleetly flee. I fly! Oh, and I make comedy shorts. Skorts.

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@AskSpotifyStars Hello!! How oh how can I recover LAST WEEK’s Discover Weekly on my iPhone? Can I? Thank you!!!!

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@GaryGulman @JaMCellars Oh my goodness what an absolute treat!!! Now, get some well-deserved sleep!

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Saw @GaryGulman in Napa tonight at @JaMCellars ballroom, and I must say, as an opportunistic strain of Saccharomyces cerevisiae I felt seen! I came with a couple planarians, who also really enjoyed the evening. Thank you!!!

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@Mogelythemancub @LakeShowYo Perhaps.

[Jordan Schultz @Schultz_Report]

Joseph Ossai’s an awesome young player who played an excellent game. The #Bengals didn’t lose this game because of him. Get that nonsense out of here.

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@OccupyDemocrats Everything is idiocy.

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@LizzardRowe I miss you!!!

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Cool hardcore band name: Stubborn Belly Fat

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@queermudge This is the first I’m hearing and unless I’m in it, have full artistic control over it, or over choosing who has artistic control over it, it will give me flashbacks from attending the open call, and watching the movie “Annie” in 1982. I’ll also pretend I’ve heard nothing of it.

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@OfficialBPeters 🙏🏽♥️ I will never forget you in Follies, which I was blessed to see twice (and you and Jan Maxwell signed my arm cast.) What a tremendous loss, but what an infinite gift. His influence is so bright, blazingly, blaringly, brilliantly. Love you, Bernadette. He lives on in you, too.

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@SteveMartinToGo Set them aflame (or the doowop idea. I like the doowop idea.)

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@judyblume Oh I’m so sorry, Judy. What special works of art that influenced so many young hearts and minds (ie mine) were written in that hallowed place. May those special vibes float in all the surrounding forests, as they do in print, and across the world. Sending huge amounts of love.

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@Mistahwax I’m in Nola too! Let’s toast with some white zin when the storm passes!

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Cool Hardcore Band Name:
Discarded Wound Dressing By The Pool

[Javy @ArchCatalyst]

@ThurstonHumbolt I kinda like the book on the desk ngl 🤔

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Live Rent Free with SpareRoom https://t.co/RR92iheYBx

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Dear Twitterverse, if you live in New Orleans, make sure to empty your vacuum cleaner bags sometimes, if only to let the glitter see the light again! #eventhevacuumcleanerbagshaveglitter #neworleans #sparkly

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YOUNG BALLER 💪

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@A_kamara6 Lol brilliant.