Lizzy☾

artist • educator

[introvert @introvertsmemes]

me sitting and doing nothing cause i have too many things to do

[Nicholas Ferroni @NicholasFerroni]

When teachers make more money working their side hustles than they do teaching, it means that society sees teaching as a hobby and not a career, or that because teaching is 78% female and we don’t value the work of women, or… both.

[Nnedi Okorafor, PhD🕷️ @Nnedi]

This one is on point. 🎯

[Ariana Grande Today ꕤ @ArianaToday]

this footage of ariana recording ‘everytime’ in studio 🫠

[jo lampert @jolampert]

There is no ‘teacher shortage’. There are thousands of qualified experiences teachers who are no longer teaching. There’s a shortage of respect and proper compensation for teachers allowing them to actually teach.

[hatsune mitski @zephanijong]

me when he picks something i don't want to eat after he asks me where i want to eat and i say i don't know

[R. O. Kwon 권오경 @rokwon]

that sounds great. Whatever works for everyone! Not a problem. Up for anything. Down for anything. Yes to all of the above! Does anyone have a preference? Either sounds excellent. I'm open to options! I have no needs. I have no wants. I'm a lady

[John Pavlovitz Official @johnpavlovitz]

Wait, so gun control laws aren’t going to help prevent shootings but laws against abortion are supposed to stop abortions?

[Graham Walker, MD @grahamwalker]

Just so we're clear: the pregnancy that ends up in the wrong spot, like the fallopian tube? The one that will NEVER turn into a baby and will rupture and kill your wife, daughter, or sister? Terminating that fetus is also an abortion, and they want to ban those, too.

[Naomi West @emailfromnaomi]

I’m sorry but what is .HEIC and why did Apple make it the most difficult photo format

[charlie @chunkbardey]

i hate when ppl are like “i love winter!!” well now my fingies are cold. happy now ???? is this what you wanted ??

[Kelly Bachman @bellykachman]

well well well if it isn’t the personality that my birth control pills have been suppressing for 13 years

[brennan @BrennanCaldwell]

we need a 3 day weekend:
1 for errands
1 for social activities
1 for staying in bed like we’ve got some Victorian wasting disease

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[Lizzy☾ @SchererLizzy]

WAIT DID I WRITE THIS TWEET

[Abby Norman @abbynormansays]

I quit my teaching job and now make more bartending for 15 less hours week. Also I get blamed for way way less and get told thank you way way more. No lesson plans or grading papers.

Remember this when people ask about the teacher shortage.

[Sachelle Reed @SachelleOnAir]

I've honestly never read anything more accurate.