Emily Scheuring

technically an adult?

[Emily Scheuring @scheurangutang]

The incomparable M. Palmer

[Josh Hart @joshhart]

So when we doing dinner? @jalenbrunson1 @mikal_bridges

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Dionne Warwick reveals that in the 1990s she hosted an intervention at 7am sharp for Snoop Dogg and other rappers over their misogynistic lyrics.

Snoop Dogg admits they were so intimidated by the singer that they were all in her driveway by 6:52am.

[M. Night Shyamalan @MNightShyamalan]

Played Cards Against Humanity with the family. My sister-in-law picked this card and gasped. She didn’t choose my answer as the funniest and I lost to my brother-in-law.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

👀

[trashsandwiches @trashsandwiches]

I always read RB and QB as "are-bee" and "cue-bee" but WR and TE as wide receiver and tight end

[Jay Arnold @JayArnoldTX]

I’ve seen enough Hallmark Christmas movies to know she left Jimmy G for Colt McCoy after meeting him at the Christmas Tree Farm

[chipped tooth @cursed_hockey]

Giroux just kicked Hart's stick back to him???? Claude Giroux I love you dearly

[Austin Krell @NBAKrell]

If anyone ever asks you how loyal you were to the Phillies during this playoff run, tell them you sat through every Fetterman/Oz commercial.

[Philadelphia Eagles @Eagles]

7-0 🤝 7-0

[Jordan Kutzer @JordanKutzer]

Bryce Harper was mentioned in the New York Times at the age of 13. The article was about unrealistic baseball dreams at too young an age.

He made his MLB debut at 19 years old and just sent his team to the World Series at 30 years old.

Be unrealistic.

[Eagles Nation @PHLEaglesNation]

Jason Kelce, Jordan Mailata, and Lane Johnson are dropping a Christmas album “A Philly Special Christmas” on 12/23, with covers of all of your favorite Holiday classics.

https://t.co/HuvzfL6bm2

[chunky fila @chunkyfila]

went to the getting lots of bitches factory and nobody there knew you

[Josh Reynolds @JoshReynolds24]

The single most Philly thing of all time

🐐 @philly_captain

[New Heights @newheightshow]

@PHLEaglesNation We got swole Batman, skinny Batman, fast Batman…and now FAT BATMAN 😂

[sarah @sablaah]

omg thanks for ending the meeting 4 minutes early and "giving me some time back" -- now I can finally pursue my passions

[No Context Brits @NoContextBrits]

For a minute I thought I was about to watch the wildest cooking show of all-time.