Ambarie Schiefer

Libra. Irish-Italian.
Omnivore.
Crow Enthusiast.
Despiser of dolphins.

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@AB84 Sloppers

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@WhiteHouse

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@theReaLLCoolJ @sciencegirl I hope this video of my lunatic water-loving dog, with her first splash pad, brings a smile to your face, too! ❤️❤️❤️

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@kaxishk I thought this was the "Education Connection" chick 😂

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Mike Huckabee gobbles knobs.
All day. Every day. Just non-stop aggressive gagging and swallowing. He can't get enough.

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@thebarbwriter They hide him in the back bedroom like Zelda in Pet Sematary. They make Blue go feed him soup.

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@diaryofafem @seattleiminyou Any leftover veggies or ones that are kinda "sad" and almost ready to get tossed...right into the juices! Cucumbers, peppers, carrots...then chop them up and use them for tuna salad, chicken salad, pasta salad...or obviously just snack it up.

[Ambarie Schiefer @schiefera152]

Watching Pittsburgh get ready for the NFL draft is like Charlie getting Paddy's ready for the health inspector in the middle of a "chicken and airline miles scam".

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@Bunny_ngl Wentworth.

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@negafops @mikesteaks42069 And then another person down the bar also gets a surprise 7&7 for absolutely no reason.

[Ann Vandersteel™️ @annvandersteel]

Help me understand:

The elderly mother of a relatively unknown news celebrity goes missing, and it’s 24/7 news coverage on every network.

But:

Roughly 330,000–460,000 children are reported missing annually in the US — MEDIA SILENT.

Tens of thousands of women and children are trafficked OUT of the United States each year — MEDIA SILENT.

Hundreds of thousands of unaccompanied migrant children are lost track of by HHS after placement — MEDIA SILENT.

Cartel-run child labor rings operate openly in dozens of American cities — MEDIA SILENT.

Thousands of American girls are groomed and trafficked domestically every year — MEDIA SILENT.

Record numbers of fentanyl overdoses kill young Americans daily — MEDIA SILENT.

Border towns overwhelmed by violence, drugs, and human smuggling — MEDIA SILENT.

Veterans sleeping on the streets while illegal migrants get hotel rooms — MEDIA SILENT.

Schools failing to protect children from predators in bathrooms and locker rooms — MEDIA SILENT.

Now obviously I'm sorry for what the Guthrie family are going through, and I hope Nancy is found alright, but:

WHY DOES THE MEDIA ACTIVATE FOR ONE MISSING PERSON - BUT NOT FOR THE MILLIONS OF AMERICAN GIRLS AND WOMEN WHO VANISH EVERY YEAR?

Can anyone out there explain this phenomenon?

[Ambarie Schiefer @schiefera152]

@ThePoniExpress CBS...
Can't. Broadcast. Shit.

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#ChrisCollinsworth gives himself weekly enemas for fun.

[Jessica Rojas 🇺🇸💪 @VoicesUnheard]

We can clone humans, replace hearts, and revive the clinically dead.

We can analyze ancient DNA to learn how a mummy died 10,000 years ago.

But when a healthy baby dies hours after routine shots- suddenly, science has no answers. 🤔

[Ambarie Schiefer @schiefera152]

@pgh_scanner As a former restaurant employee of 10 years (who desperately wanted to throw hot food in the faces of rude customers almost daily)...I salute this person and thank them for their service.

[Ambarie Schiefer @schiefera152]

Microsoft Outlook: "Your mailbox is 90% full."

*delete 1,746 emails*

Good to go!

*send and receive 193 emails*

Microsoft Outlook: "Your mailbox is 90% full."

#MicrosoftOutlook is 90% full of dicks in it's mouth.

[Crime In NYC @Crime_In_NYC]

Bronx
September 24

An Allerton mother is demanding justice after her 11-year-old daughter was brutally attacked while walking her dog after school.

Surveillance video shows a group of young people surrounding the girl, throwing her to the ground and repeatedly punching her, even kicking her 3-month-old puppy.

A bystander eventually rushed in to stop the attack.

The girl, who has epilepsy, suffered a seizure during the assault and was taken to Jacobi Hospital. The young girl also suffered several injuries to her face and body.

Her mother says she had previously gone to the school district twice requesting a safety transfer for her daughter after earlier threats from the same group.

Via @News12BX

[Ambarie Schiefer @schiefera152]

A #WNBA player losing her wig mid game is the same exact thing as Uncle Jack losing his giant hands mid trial. #NobodyLook #NobodyLook

Except nobody gets kicked out of the courtroom for laughing. 😂😂😂

#ItsAlwaysSunny

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@iAnonPatriot Looked like Uncle Jack when he lost his giant hand in court. 😂