Jonathan Schiff

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

Perennially Michigan State’s MO is “anemic offensive line, low QB IQ, and devastating injuries to impact players”.

Every single season for half a decade. Honestly for a full decade save for 2017 and 2021.

Pathetic.

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

Michigan State have a QB that doesn’t shoot himself in the foot in opponent territory challenge

Difficulty: Impossible

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

Michigan State have a halfway competent offensive line challenge

Difficulty: Impossible

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Didn’t know it was possible to watch my expectations for MSU’s season change from bowl game to 2-10 in the span of 30 minutes, but here we are.

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

Impressive run by Michigan. Showing everyone the hard work it takes to win a title (have a billionaire get pussy so good he throws more money than God at your school, pay out the ass to poach players from teams in your own conference, and have the refs throat you all tourney).

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What in the FUCK is this reffing???

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Cadeau getting away with a shove because of course.

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Fuck Michigan forever.

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

@DukeMBB Absolute fucking frauds.

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Fire Duke into the sun. Goddamn they can’t win a damn thing without the refs’ help.

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

When is the NCAA gonna stop deepthroating Duke down the stretch of close games?

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LOVE Cam Ward's energy on that last play. Went from hitting the floor to finishing on the break. Pure effort from the freshman.

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Yeah I'm mad about the terrible officiating. Don't leave so many damn points on the board and you won't be in this position.

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Hahahahahahahaha FUCK this team.

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

Stand by what I said. If we close this out it'll be a win despite piss poor coaching.

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

Why did it take half the season to start Alessio? Why do you keep calling stupid fucking runs outside when your passing game is rolling? How can you leave this many fucking points on the board every game?

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Wild watching our Backup QB squarely outplay our starter but get hampered by the worst play calling I've ever seen in my life. This coaching staff minimizes talent. It's honestly amazing seeing just how much worse they can make an already average at best squad. FIRE EVERYONE.

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Run that fuck out of town TONIGHT

[Jonathan Schiff @schiff_happens]

Week after week, Michigan State manages to prove they're an even worse team than I thought they were.