Mike Schinke

Dad and Husband. Novice in sarcasm, word play, and political observations. Life advice = Live life, love everyone, and don’t take any sh*t!

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@ohhanxiety I think they still pooped.

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@lovestruckhaven @HOUSEPORN___ Where else could it go?

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@BrewersOfMKE Ortiz and Hamilton to 3rd. Pratt almost full time at SS. Pratt has a lot of leeway at the plate thanks to Ortiz’s BA!

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@creativeburne He’s right! Likely related to the “Dunbar Number”

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@KarenBassLA Crazy certainly loves crazy!!

[James Woods @RealJamesWoods]

Bass has became a punch line.

#TweakersForBass 😂

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@SirBylHolte We’ve got a car there now!

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So True! I was actually just there!

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

Iowa: I went to North Union
Minnesota: I went to Blaine
Illinois: I went to Lake Park
Nebraska: I went to Millard South

Wisconsin: I went to Oconowoctopowpowo

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@PpollingNumbers Young people are delusional. The democrats count on it!

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I don’t know much…. But I know I love you…

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@alphafox Yes! One I have a chance of climbing on too of!

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@ericmmatheny I still question my spelling of potato than to Danny boy!

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@nosoup4knowles Elevenhan?

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@GBPdaily Lynn Dickey

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@HumansNoContext

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@mrrasmulan It’s from my wife trying to get to my special area while I sleep!

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@lifeasjosh @TomTiffanyWI I’m totally stealing this!!

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Some scientists are wondering how they can make a dinosaur…. Why don’t they just kick it in it’s knees?

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