Michael Schissler

Do what makes you happy. You never know when it's all gonna end...

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Every man needs a strong woman in his corner. Now accepting applications. Please have experience.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Some people are just pathetic

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

I'm going to lose everything and no one gives a shit

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Apparently happiness is running around on your husband year after year with as many men as possible before getting caught and destroying the family and upsetting your children. Whatever floats your boat I guess.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Ever been married to someone who was single? Apparently I've been married to a single woman for 16 years. Just can't help herself in spite of her family. #priorities

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

No one wants to die alone with no loved ones by their side. You make me feel like I will.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

The only thing you've ever done consistently and been good at is disappointing me. Freaking professional.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Not a good look that you 2 keep facebooking each other. Everyone knows you two STILL have an affair going. Don't make it so obvious dummy.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Women will cheat on their husbands when the husband is still trying his hardest to make the marriage work doing all he can. Men cheat when the woman has given up on the marriage and shows no more effort or care to make it work. That's the difference.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

It's a new day today. Hoping this continues

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

So you say you want to talk more, but when its time to talk you say nothing at all....and that's all I needed to hear.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

If you're having an affair with someone who also gives you money to help out, you're a whore. No sugar coating. You're a prostitute trading sex for money.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Its hard to understand why someone could choose a phone over a family and future.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

In my darkest time all I need is a light to show me the way.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Sometimes the worst thing you can say is nothing at all. If someone needs you, don't turn your back on them.

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

@dpshow how about the baseball from the Sandlot that was signed by the entire Yankee World Series team

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Can you pawn a kidney? Kinda desperate for money at the moment

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

@elleduncanESPN FACTUALLY hot today

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

Raider Nation for life @NFL #NFL100Contest

[Michael Schissler @Schiss78]

A little love and support on one of the biggest days of my life would be nice. I miss my parents. Trying to make them proud today.