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If you link me to my twitter please tell me so I can kill you

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@DiemArchive Done gambled so many times my balls have stretch marks

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Even as a member of the unemployed this hurts

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@BillyM2k

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I'm a full time unemployed person

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@TiffanyFong

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If you hate yourself drink rum

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The liquor is not evil, it knows you had bad intentions which led to your demise

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网上全是扮演者

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@xstinamendez It'll be orbkay

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Shirt cocking it on this beautiful wet Sunday minus the shirt

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@TiffanyFong Tits post incoming??!

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@litteralyme0

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I should be allowed to message the fuck ass automated community notes bs

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There is no going back is there?

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Juul gets FDA authorization for “JUUL2,” a new vape system that can verify users’ age through an app before activation.

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@pinkchyu @SUCCUBXBE

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It's a good thing nobody reading this 🙃

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If life's a bitch I'm playing the role of her pimp and having her clock in at 6 am after a 12 hour shift I ain't playing I need that dough in my pocket

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I can see I'm no longer needed, I'll see myself out 🫠

[Polymarket @Polymarket]

JUST IN: Vibe coder catches Claude viewing adult content in Chrome during a debugging session, leading the internet to declare "artificial gooner intelligence" has been achieved.

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Can you reverse the you not getting bitches? He shouts into the mirror

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@TiffanyxFong I claim no negative energy from this post