schizolander

I am the REAL HERO. Backup account: @schizolander

[Simon Schäfer @SimonSchfe45703]

Its actually so sad how evil women are

[N8 🇵🇹🇨🇮 @Vararse_]

I’m crying this is like starlight before joining The Seven

[𝔻𝕣. 𝔾𝕣𝕠𝕪𝕡𝕖𝕣 🇻🇦🇺🇸 @TheeDrGroyper]

Women will go above and beyond for this “unidentifiable” creature but abort 8 billion human babies in 5 decades.

[Jiggy ✞ @nogojiggy]

The resemblance is so bloody unreal 😭

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

Ronaldo looking at him:

[Glen @GlenBarche]

Ronaldo's face when Bernardo Silva was announced as UEFA Nations League POTT in 2019 , bro really thought he won it after playing 2 out of 6 games. Portugal ain't winning World Cup with him being selfish 😭😭😭

[Ace🥤 @speeds_c]

Not even trolling or exaggerating but its kind of scary just how accurate the Homelander comparison is like that shit is uncanny bro skdhdj

[Little Carmine @BrainlessThe2nd]

Kid was always a dumb fuck.
Didn't he almost drown in 3 inches of water?

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

My goat The Peak shouldn't have died that way

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

Me realizing there won't be any more Homelander memes:

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

Me coming back to Twitter for the #TheBoys finale

[Prince & Princess of Wales Fan @HRHCatherine]

Charlie Kirk dies for speaking.

Lefties: “good! He deserved it!

Ayatollah dies for taking over 10 million lives since 1979.

Lefties: “You can’t just kill people you don’t like!”

[Stonetoss Comics @stonetoss]

@Docquistador the last thing a kindergartner sees at a private christian school

[Docquistador @Docquistador]

I don’t want these people to have guns.

I don’t want these people allowed out in public.

I want these people locked up or deported.

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

Sigma male move

[. @chroniclesofari]

This chinese man jumped through a hotel window after getting into a heated argument with his girlfriend �

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

Dog: *stands up to walk around the room*
Hasan Piker:

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

Aryan

[Indonesian Pop Base @iPopBase]

Alba, the world’s only known blue-eyed albino orangutan, hails from Central Kalimantan.

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

That's a little future criminal right there, in a few years he'll be stabbing people on sidewalks

[Kaguya’s Top Gal @hayasaka_aryan]

Coco Felon

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

@eurorabbit Hero

[schizolander @schiz0lander]

@PaultheWincock Many such cases