schizonihilist

INDUSTRIAL GENDER UNIT MVP | never did the kenosha kid | suplex supervisor | キツネの妖精 | mdk all frickin day | sentient amen break | drainer

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@patrici11573462 you are stained with the blood of sin and will die empty as an animal

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oh she and I go way back-Luce practices old fashioned Catholic celibacy as mandated of all church dykes but you should see the things she can do with an egg

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The Vatican has unveiled the official mascot of the Holy Year 2025: Luce (Italian for Light).

Archbishop Fisichella says the mascot was inspired by the Church's desire "to live even within the pop culture so beloved by our youth."

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@KamalaHarris filled my womb with sand

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replying to every political post of any nature with "we need some sensible reforms"

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Hurricane Philippe and when it's about to make landfall the meteorologists announce it as "here comes a special boy"

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MJF lookin like a hot wheel tonight #ForbiddenDoor

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to hell with Celtic Woman, long live tubby boat lads

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sorry queers, it's not gay unless she deadpans into the lens saying I am a lesbian engaging in a lesbian relationship with another lesbian and we're going to have sloppy lesbian sex during the credits

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mdr merci ia, c'est une chouette, bien sûr

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slim shady to slim shota pipeline

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by bemoaning the shift into girl scouts, I'm forced to assume that Eminem wishes the world to remain boy scouts, which implies he really wants to slap an eight year old with more than a participation trophy

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eminem wishes he could spit bars as hard as a trans fujoshi in the heat of a fanfic flow

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@EvelynSucks1 imagine one of your favorite films being henry v like stanley there were three henrys after that level up my guy they didn't even get good until the finale with viii

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trying to up my tennis game but keep getting entangled in the net while balls get continually slapped into my open mouth

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this sidewalk has trash taste

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picked out shady grove in a suncaked clearing and think I accidentally accelerated global warming

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every @screenrant article reads like it was written in five minutes by a kid whose mom told them they can't play outside until they've summarized the five most shocking Kubrick stares or six most captivating on screen incestuous relationships or whatever