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fighting post-vacay depression... :(

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Party's cancelled.

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I feel like I can't miss, I know they want me to fall...

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i miss the sun...

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Who gives their kid a tambourine to play with at an airport?!

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5:47 am, just left work.

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Cinco de Mayo work lunch: success.

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Relapsing...

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I'm a man of action.

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Buying shower gifts at Babies R Us SUCKS

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PITY SEX COMP DAY!

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Days off due to looking like shit are like pity sex...a little demoralizing, but not something you turn down

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Let's get this bad boy up and running. #TheNOISEbroughtonyou http://twib.es/t-G4K65

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got promoted, getting drunk :)

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Lady in front of me trying to pay for groceries with a check, SERIOUSLY?!

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Let's go kill some birds!

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Boss: You won't be here Friday. Me: Where will I be? B: Home, you look like you need a day off. M: Do I look that bad? B: You look high.

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@jakemintz - I had a great idea for a Bump commercial in the car today...

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Got a can of baby formula in the mail today... I think the universe is punking me.

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Fire drill at work... feels like college, except no girls in boxers