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Updates for YouTuber, Streamer, Millionaire, Entrepreneur, Politician, and Cat Owner: @jschlatt

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@schlattupdate Bro i be shittin fr😈

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Peter MSNBC needs us to let you know this is possibly our FINAL merch drop EVER. THE 9-5 COLLECTION. GO GO GO

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Tickets go live at 10AM EDT!
Get them here: https://t.co/xgjmitwZ9m

FAQs about my show:

- What is it?
It's a late night talk show-inspired comedy show. There will be a bunch of different segments, some scripted and some improv, and the audience will be able to control portions of it.

- Will there be singing?
No

- Will there be a meet and greet?
NO LMAO

- Will this be the best night of my life?
Absolutely not

- When are you streaming QSMP?
Do not come to my show

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@kaishaskye 10am NY time

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Out of sheer boredom, I will be doing a LIVE SHOW this June in New York City. It will be the only one I ever do. There will be a special guest. Tickets will go on sale this Tuesday. Thank you for your attention to this matter.

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@Quackity Good Game

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Am I comically large or are you comically small

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I need money.

Minecraft stream tomorrow

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@ShouldHaveRacc When I need money

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Please stop dreaming about me.

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THIS IS NOT ME FOR FUCKS SAKE!!!

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New theweeklyslap Upload! "This Was All I Ever Wanted. What Happened?"

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New jschlattLIVE Upload! "Thanks for everything."

https://t.co/hlSX8zQhTL

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@MrAustinShow @Mets Thanks man. I feel so much better.

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@CDawgVA @Mets 14 more years of Juan Soto 🐐

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@Michaelmcchill @Mets Suck my cock.

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I'm tired of living a lie.

I've been a @Mets fan my whole life. I only ever wore the Yankee for brand recognition. Starting today, I completely disavow the Yankees organization and choose to live proudly as a Mets fan.

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The vinyls are available for purchase again! This pre-order batch will likely ship after the holidays, but if you missed the original drop, here's your chance!

https://t.co/zb91hTcsEN

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Schlatt was featured in Jack's recent upload! "Ranking COOKED Instagram Reels (w/ jschlatt)"

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@ShouldHaveRacc The original order we sent to the vinyl presser has sold through! If we did another sale, they would be on pre-order and arrive in February or later.

If there's enough demand, we could do it......

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@atlasbeloved A lot!