Sαmωιch☀️

♋️ • ΓΦΒ alum • Matthew 7:25 🌻No one cares about your pyramid scheme🌻 she/her

[Sαmωιch☀️ @schleichyy]

Could life get any better?

[Sαmωιch☀️ @schleichyy]

@thisislizzyjane @echostage @BigGigantic @NGHTMRE @joncaseybeats AHHH THE DAY HAS COME 🤩🤩🤩

[All That Dazzles @ATDazzles]

How Matthew Perry wanted to be remembered. I think we can honour his wishes today.

[greci @sandiacontajin]

officially old bc i did not get a single cocktober mass text

[Sαmωιch☀️ @schleichyy]

Lol peep my sister getting stuck on the wall with hundreds of people pushing her leg into the concrete 🫠

[Jim Dunaway @jimdunaway]

The best part of this video is not the field rush, but watch the Tennessee students faces before the kick and when the ball is in the air. I never saw the kick, I just watched the reaction @LateKickJosh @NextRoundLive @dennisdoddcbs @cjogara

[Paddington @paddingtonbear]

Thank you Ma’am, for everything.

[D0llfaceeee🤑👑 @littlemsfineass]

You gotta PUT YOUR FOOT DOWN IN your life. Block numbers, stay away from fake love, grind, get your spirit & mind right stay focused! You gotta demand positivity, speak it, clam it, see it everyday I’m growing and trying to become a better version of myself I won’t dare let up

[𝘦𝘴𝘤𝘢𝘱𝘦. @boundlesshopes]

If you give me a long hug, I might start crying.

[💲 @safuhhh]

Friends will be like “remember when” followed with the most unhinged embarrassing moment of weakness of your life

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

oh i know where im going these are just my emotional support google maps directions

[morgan sung @morgan_sung]

anytime i see the "omg you're so lucky you got a pell grant" takes i'm like ... do you know what the eligibility is for pell grants lol

[Adam Conover @adamconover]

Airlines before security: if you want to check a bag you have to pay $50 and wait in line. Bag checkers are deviants who must be punished

Airlines at the gate: We have NO overhead bin space!! How did this happen??? We beg you PLEASE check a bag for FREE!! PLEASE we’ll suck ur d

[Hannah Thomasy, PhD @HannahThomasy]

are there science camps for adults? like i just want to help someone dig up dinosaurs or count mushrooms or weigh turtles for like a week

[Autumn moon @lunarautumn_]

🚨🚨OHIO FRIENDS🚨🚨

Brock Turner is now living in the Dayton Ohio area on Acorn drive.

He IS frequenting bars in the area. DO NOT LET HIM LEAVE WITH AN INTOXICATED WOMAN.

INFORM THE WOMEN OF WHO HE IS. INFORM THE BARTENDER, BOUNCERS.

BROCK TURNER DOES NOT BELONG IN PUBLIC

[Sαmωιch☀️ @schleichyy]

Seriously disappointed that @Hersheypark doesn’t make the Reese’s cupfusion villains as stuffed animals 😪 I’d burn down the park for a Jawbreaker one

[Sαmωιch☀️ @schleichyy]

The Great Falls car show always manages to ruin my fucking day

[Samantha @Samantha2165467]

#AmberHeard says reading tweets was the most humiliating thing she’s ever experienced. As someone who has been raped, I have to wonder how being raped doesn’t rank higher? #AmberHeardDoesNOTSpeakForMe

[Amala Ekpunobi @amalaekpunobi]

I'm sorry? Did we all watch the same trial? The real "setback" is when a woman lies about abuse and violence. But #believeallwomen rights guys????