Haley Schleper

🌲🏐☀️🤸🏻‍♀️

[dick van yikes🤠 @richardvanyikes]

I’m DTF.
Down
To
Finish your pickle if you don’t want it

[dick van yikes🤠 @richardvanyikes]

Date idea: we go to a hockey game and you don’t talk to me the whole time

[t✩ @yourg0ldteeth]

cause i’m too steely… and then i’m too fuckin dan

[Haley Schleper @schlep_hal]

@MarinersONTap @KalshiSports @SeattleONTap 🔱 🔱

[Haley Schleper @schlep_hal]

@B_Marsh92 BINGO EVERY GAME!!!

[Chris @citehchris]

not to be controversial but you should be allowed to leave work early to get drinks if the weather is nice enough

[dont worry about it @soleildabs]

Oh look I’m Jared Spurgeon im the best defensemen of all time and im serving on the bench with my post tropical vacation tan and everyone loves me. Fuck you.

[SkolMemes  @SkolMemes]

When people ask me about Sunday night ..

[$aint $mith @SaintSmith_]

Big Shirley babyyy

[Medic Kim @medickimw]

They’re gonna spend 100x more manpower and money to find the UHC CEO shooter than they ever did investigating UHC’s unlawful practices and the deaths they caused.

[The Notorious J.O.V. @whotfisjovana]

ㅤ

[Frog and Toad @frogandtoadbook]

“I will do it tomorrow.” said Toad.
“Today, I will take life easy.”

[MEHMOONICrave @themehmooni]

Thank you large weather rat

[Bob Golen @BobGolen]

Remember when you could still refer to your knees as right and left instead of good and bad?

[Fuck You I Quit @fuckyouiquit]

Oh, inflation is at a generational high? Odd that corporate profits are also the highest they've ever been. Must be a coincidence. Probably should ignore that part.

[bria celest @55mmbae]

Worst part about not buying snacks so you won’t eat snacks is not having snacks when you need a lil snack

[Midwest vs. The Rest @midwestern_ope]

I’m a

⚪️ Man
⚪️ Woman
🔘 Midwesterner

Looking for

⚪️ bug spray
⚪️ bonfire
🔘 a big storm to roll in for entertainment

[Haley Schleper @schlep_hal]

@AnneChovy2

[graph enjoyer @lowerbodyinjury]

babe are you okay? you barely even screamed shoot when your team had the puck