Jakob Schlichting

Sailing around the terminal!

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

Robots.txt protecting you from bots.

[WarrenBuffering @WarrenInTheBuff]

Imagine not knowing about robots.txt

Literally just:
```
User-agent: *
Disallow: /
```

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@ThePrimeagen Everything 2x backwards, everything else is a skill issue

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@NoContextBrits Going surfing

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@elonmusk Really good, best way to use @grok 4 still @t3dotchat. I am excited to see the grok code in action.

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@theo Keep the message I send you in the current thread and the responses. Everything else leads to falsified information.

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@Fat_Electrician At least he wore a tuxedo..

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@Fat_Electrician One can say the money gets fairly distribute into your pockets

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

Heute habe ich gelernt: Bei @amazonDE muss man in einem Freitext eigeben, dass man möchte das ein Packet zum nächsten Packetshop gebracht wird, sollte man nicht zuhause sein.

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

Because your function handles logic and calls to another system. Split that shit up and only test logic.

[ThePrimeagen @ThePrimeagen]

mocks feel like anti-patterns but i am struggling to explain why

i just feel it in my bones

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

MS Copilot hallucinating and making up additional functionality for MS Azure is one of the funniest things to me. Be aware sales teams, AI is coming for your jobs!

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

Try using a shell script first, it is amazing what a few lines of code get you. If that is not enough you still can reach for a ci/cd solution.

[WarrenBuffering @WarrenInTheBuff]

CI/CD is stupid and you probably don't need it (blog post in reply) 👇💭

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@patrickbetdavid casually dropping the "hawk thua" is pure comedic gold!

[Patrick Bet-David @patrickbetdavid]

Yes, that’s a voting machine!

Yes, @HarriHursti hacked into it LIVE on the podcast.

Yes, the interview is LIVE on @PBDsPodcast.

Yes, this is one you won’t want to miss.

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@teej_dv The internet is not a real place.

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@JackPosobiec You don't need a great conspiracy, if you brainwash the masses. They will engage in <<isolated>> incidents.

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

@thorstenball I don’t think it’s a future prove technology. We should probably wait another 10 years.

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

You don’t need AI in your Software. Stop it, get some help!

[Jakob Schlichting @schlichting_dev]

CrowdStriking down production. Who deployed without testing.