Chris Schlichting

Just here until MySpace makes a comeback.

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

Today is the anniversary of the legendary wrestling match between my twin boys...

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

Greatest NFL nicknames…I’ll go first
The Nigerian Nightmare

[Matthew Modine @MatthewModine]

I’m often asked about the pegboard scene in VISION QUEST. That was all me. No stunt doubles or safety measures. I trained for a long time and had to climb it several times to get all the angles. The “trick” is not to over extend, so you’d be pulling up your entire body weight. You have to keep it compact. Arms and elbows tight. 💪🏽

You can support the @FMJDiary project by bidding on a signed VQ poster here: https://t.co/rdgOp7g5ZI

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

What’s the most obscure sports jersey you own?
I’ll go first…

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Is Michael B Jordan the first actor to win an Oscar for portraying multiple characters?

[Jonas Schlichting @JonasSchli28714]

Grateful for this training opportunity. Nothing but respect to you @minch
#backtowork
#RB
#footballrecruiting
#classof2027
#nextlevel

[Jonas Schlichting @JonasSchli28714]

Junior Football season highlights:

missed first two games and didn’t see consistent playing time until game five

Carries-34

Rushing yards-202

YPC-5.9

TDs-4

Receptions-4/4

Grateful for the opportunity getting better every day for the next level.

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

The biggest controversy…
#SuperBowl

[JJ Watt @JJWatt]

Did I understand a single word of it?
I did not.

Was it a vibe?
It was.

[Shooter McGavin @ShooterMcGavin]

Dads returning to their families after football season ends tonight

[Michael McKean @MJMcKean]

Only one Catherine O'Hara, and now none. Heartbreaking.

[Chase Daniel @ChaseDaniel]

You can’t blame Caleb Williams for the INT in OT….. the Bears have the absolute perfect play called

The lack of effort by #2 is really telling….you can’t give up on this route like this. #DaBears

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

Great game!
But why is no one talking about how arguably the greatest quarterback of all time had to take a job delivering pizzas for Pizza Hut now?
#bears

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Stop sending me this…

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All the characters that need closure in the last episode of Stranger Things…

[Adam Schefter @AdamSchefter]

Travis Kelce walks off the field in what might have been his final game in Kansas City.

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

Hey Deliah,
Christmas time has never been the same since my grandma passed away a couple years ago. She was walking home from a Christmas party. The police ruled it a hit and run, but we have chose to believe she was run over by a reindeer. Do you have any song for that?

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

Jake Paul tonight…#JakePaulVsAnthonyJoshua

[Chris Schlichting @schlickcomedy]

As someone that does both, I can say that being a high school teacher is a lot like being a stand up comedian. Except with teaching you have to do seven 45 minute shows every day for 180 days each year for 35 years.

And every show you bomb.

[𝔗𝔥𝔢 𝔇𝔢𝔱𝔯𝔬𝔦𝔱 𝔗𝔦𝔪𝔢𝔰 📰 @the_det_times]

The NFL trying to start a smear campaign against Brian Branch in this now deleted video: