Very Sad watching Dumocrat Dylan Larkin skating around like a lost puppy with the Detroit Red Wings earlier today. Dummy Dylan FAILED as the captain of the Wings, and should be totally ASHAMED of himself when looking at the previous Captains in Hockeytown. LOW IQ Dylan BETRAYED the hockey fans in the GREAT State of Michigan, and quit like a Total Dog, Whining, Finger-Pointing, and Bleeding from below All the Way. PATHETIC! Thank you for your attention to this matter. NHL President Donald John Trump
Dumocrat Dylan Larkin looked very Slow Mentally at the podium today for the Detroit Red Wings. Dummy Dylan gave ridiculous answers, and looked very MEEK and WEAK in the process, like a liddle' pansy. Perhaps fans in the GREAT State of Michigan should be happy to see such a Terrible Leader leave, as dumb Dylan has the personality of a Total and Complete Doorpost. An embarrassment to our GREAT country! Thank you for your attention to this matter. NHL President Donald John Trump
Barry was my best friend at ESPN. A big brother figure of rock solid values. I am shook to my core. Barry gave his life to hockey and some of his ESPN family, like me, learned of his shocking death today while at a hockey rink in Las Vegas preparing for the upcoming season. Chilling and fitting--the rink was Barry's home. A more beloved ESPN institution there has not been. We love you, Barry. Forever.
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