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No one is a fool if he can hold his liquor

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@nick_freedman @RonnieLuceroNM @MarkRonchettiNM @Michelle4NM if mopping’s violent i’m jeffrey dahmer

#custodianjokes

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@krqe 👍

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@MrsGenX2 @Rep_Stansbury obesity pride parade

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@theopholus @roag505 @ABQJournal never fills up actually. 10,724 per game attendance last year in a 13,500 seat stadium. Abq ain’t the world.

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@ABQJournal cant fill the current stadium so why build another? we need real football.

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@eqcasillas @BigAnt4672 @jakeshieldsajj

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@_MedGold “Ive only fuckd 10s but until you baby they were all rubbish” is the only line.

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@DANGLINDINNER4U @its_the_Dr 😂

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@OpieTaylor007 made any progress?

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@MartinHeinrich this is the gayest thing i ever read

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@xaviaer I'm going to tell my kids this is Sarah Baartman

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@megpre1 @Von_Bernkastel @ABQPoliceChief There are two charts.

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@vern_masters is his face photoshop or is he that fat in real life

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@ONLYinDADE best part about all these black chick fight vids is you always get to see tits & ass fallin out all over

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@JackPosobiec He fatshamed himself then cancelled himself which I think is how it’s supposed to work.

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@Von_Bernkastel @ABQPoliceChief the most violent crimes are surging but property crimes are down?!?! 😂

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@ABQPoliceChief bullshit. people stopped calling the cops because it takes three hours for you to show up.

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@APD_PIO @csukrysty @MayorKeller what a fuckin pussy. Yeah we’re blaming you, it’s your job and you suck at it 😂😂😂👎🏽👎🏽👎🏽

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@TeamHeinrich only taxpayers should vote

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@gunnerklein why?

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@gunnerklein @ConservativeJMM @MrsGenX2 Feral cows weigh 2000 pounds? 😂😂