Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️

Hanging on to your ego, dangling from the edge of a cliff. Undoing the woke, one pronoun at a time. Satire is best written with em dashes—not unlike—this.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

If you suffer from deep-seated psychological issues, then understand that social media are not a place for healing. Close your accounts and seek professional help.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

@TheSimonEvansX You were sharper then — back when your hairline still believed in you.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

Mock lipstick on a pig all you like, but foundation on an ass is a whole new level.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

This is the same Andy Burnham who decided to cut Army training to save £30 million, by the way.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

Remember this "feminist" mentalist? I could've sworn it was Alan Carr doing a bit in drag.

[J.K. Rowling @jk_rowling]

Protecting the rights of women and girls is not an attack on trans people.

Propagandising suicides runs contrary to every tenet of suicide prevention.

There is no low to which serial failed litigant Jolyon Maugham will not stoop in his endless quest for donations and publicity.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

Coming back to your remark about paradoxical self‑referential loops, what did you mean by "I did the meme"?

[Zac Goldsmith @ZacGoldsmith]

How on earth can the Church of England hope to provide any kind of moral compass for others if its own representatives cannot even find it within themselves to condemn the deliberate murder of little children?

[Paul Cox @PaulCoxComedy]

Yay! They did a socialism.

[Johannes M. Koenraadt @johannesmkx]

The racism of the left is that they make White people the standard for brown people.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

The village of Piddington must rise to the occasion and set the standard: let them surround themselves with their 'Refugees Welcome' guests!

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

@Fatbaldbloke1 That’s how I imagine Eddie Izzard turning green with envy at real women.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

"Indiana Jones and the Squelches of Gaza."

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

I get the impression that the problems with unwanted immigrants in Piddington started quite a bit earlier.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

I get the impression that the problems with unwanted immigrants in Piddington started quite a bit earlier.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

September 2025. Time really flies when you're catapulted into the spotlight like that.

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

@faintlyfalling THEY/THEMS: "You've mixed up the cake topper!"
WEDDING CAKE MAKER: *pulls out topper, turns it 180 degrees, puts it back*

[Dr. $chløʍø Uøʍø, Ph.D. ☣️ @schlomouomo]

@CharlotteEmmaUK They even managed to capture one of these assaults. Just look at that poor female asylum seeker! 😱

[Ben Leo @Benleo]

Jezbollah reminding us why he’s a dangerous commie.

Hasan Piker:

“America deserved 9/11”

“I want to see landlords’ blood run through the streets”

“It doesn’t matter if rapes happened on October 7”

“Hezbollah’s flag is my favourite”

[Colin Wynter KC @QcWynter]

Possibly the most ridiculous thing most of us will witness in our lifetime.
A fully grown man stands outside a court which has effectively declared him a "woman" and holds forth about the nature of womanhood & none of the women gathered around him is laughing; none even smile.

[NoMoreGulags @FreedomAus80100]

She is the one who removed Sex from the law and replaced it with gender

The fact that it was a woman who changed the legislation makes the betrayal that much deeper.

[NoMoreGulags @FreedomAus80100]

What sort of woman do you have to be to stand there and support a delusional mentally ill man. You hate women as much as this bloke does.